Watch this video of this lion hugging his two former owners. It's pretty cool.
It made me and millions of others think.
I've lost touch with a lot of people. It happens. I've lived in six states, attended (or taught at) four different universities and know people around the globe. Sometimes important people just disappear out of your life. It sucks. I haven't talked to my old best friend in about eight years.
But, I have a lot of great friends and family members I do speak with on a consistent basis. And that means the world to me. Plus, I have PIC to connect with my billions of fans. That means the universe to me.
So what I'm asking of you, my friends, family and friends, is if you want to give me a lion, or any other wild animal I'll totally accept it. I'm pretty good with dogs and somewhat allergic to cats, but I'm sure I would be a proud owner of a tiger, polar bear, crocodile or chucacabre.
And then if an old friend (that owes me money, an explanation or an apology) shows up, my panther will decide if he/she gets hugged or eaten.
So if you have a wild animal, Facebook or Myspace me. Make me a real-life Beastmaster. Then, if you're an ex-friend, come visit me. My pack of hyenas and I will be waiting.
(This is what I'll look like after you buy me a lion.)