Feder Bender: Take it in the Rear

I think I underestimated how bad Ben Feder really got fucked over. Imagine if every time you (or more likely, someone else) typed your name into Google and the first result proclaimed "[YOUR NAME] IS A DOUCHEBAG," followed by verified proof of such... Much different than being labeled gay as a joke by one of your friends, right?

This girl really summed up the whole situation well. Apparently a lot of people at UMass got word of Feder's douchebaggery. Let's just say his future at the Daily Hampshire Gazette is uncertain. Or at least keep your eye out for any articles about the mind of a single girl written from the perspective of a man.

While we're on the topic of searches, I think it's also funny how people who turn to Google (see #4) because they're having trouble growing beards are led to Mikey's article on how to do it...the hard way. Life really isn't fair. But I don't think you can learn how to practice the actual GROWTH of hair, only the maintenance of a beard, right?

p.s. RSVP now for the PIC 5th anniversary party if you haven't yet :)

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