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Questions I Have About the Two-Headed Teen(s) from Minnesota
Inventory of what we're working with here:
2 heads
2 arms
2 spinal cords
3½ lungs
2 breasts
2 hearts
1 liver
2 stomachs
3 kidneys
2 gallbladders
1 bladder
1 rib cage
1 large intestine
1 reproductive system
1 pelvis with 2 legs
The other night I was watching a medical program on the two-headed teen(s) from Minnesota. The program focused on the fact that these two women turned 16. During the program it showed them getting their driver's licenses and participating in other teenage activities, like basketball, piano, and showering with your sister. Thinking outside the box, I started asking some questions.
First and foremost, how do they have sex? Does one claim the asshole and the other owns the vagina? Or do they both own the vagina and just take turns getting fucked? Is it possible to rape 50% of a woman? What happens if they get pregnant (imagine telling your pals you got drunk and had a threesome with one chick)? Do they masturbate? Do they take turns masturbating? Does an orgasm for one equal an orgasm for all?
How does dating work? Do they look for one guy they both find attractive, or two separate guys? What if one doesn't find the other's boyfriend attractive, can she object to sex? What if one likes black guys and the other doesn't?
What do the arguments and girl fights look like? A slap-filled, head-butting, knock out drag out brawl is what I imagine. Before the fight breaks out, does one taunt the other? "Haha you have two heads... haha?!" How annoying is it to not be able to get away from your asshole of a sister?
Could one get stealthy or mischievous, like eat a ton of Mexican food loaded with Tabasco and jalapenos, just for the amusement of watching the other grimace in pain when dropping a deuce? Or just fart in bed and keep Dutch-ovening the other repeatedly? That would be something. Who has control over bodily functions anyway? If one farts in public, can she just blame it on the other?
Other than that, everything seems pretty normal.
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I swear to god that was every question I had when I watched it too!
fuck you
fuck all yall
I fucking saw these people in real life one time and instantly had all of the questions listed here! I even wrote about it! http://klocksien.tumblr.com/post/37675658/the-weirdest-hour-of-my-life
Self promotion aside, they look normal besides the whole two heads thing.
My girlfriend's sister or someone in her family played volleyball against this/these girl(s). And for once in my life I wish they had video taped something... but they didn't!
Like your post!
Funny thing, in May I took my last law school final, and it was take-home. We had to watch an hour long video on these chicks and afterwards, I shit you not, half of the exam was based on how Judaic Law would answer these questions.
One fucked up class.
By the way, tell Court I say 'hello'.
LOL!!!! you asked everything America was thinking when watching that show :)
this entity receives some financial assistance from the same news orgs which exploit her right? and those orgs work for the public.
this financially obligates her to some degree, to answer all the fucking questions so everyone can just say "i'll be damned" and move on without ever thinking or caring about it again.
Whoa, wait... news organizations "work for the public"?
Did you mean to say "work for a profit"? Because society wouldn't be half as messed up if news orgs actually worked for the (general good of the) public.
I'm shocked you haven;t mentioned the blowjob situation.
What if one of thems boyfriend, in the heat of the moment, puts it in the wrong mouth? Is it infidelity?
One sucks the other swallows?
do you have one shred of decency in you.. shame on you you sicko
What if every decision they've ever made since 2003 has been based on the movie "Stuck On You"?
Does vaginal penetration automatically count as a threesome for a guy?
I wonder how many times they've heard the joke, "Well, you know what they say, 'Two heads are better than one!'"
To bad they couldn't copyright the two-head thing?! They could have made an easy $5.93 from the movie "Stuck on You".
Two heads are better than one... I don't know if anyone told that to them directly, but I am sure it is an unspoken taboo around this/these girl(s).
fuck you
I find it very nasty and disgusting that someone would post something like this. Who cares?! You can think it in your head but stuff like this should have never been posted. Do you have any feelings for others? Did you even think if these comments would hurt someone else, especially these young girls? It just shows how immature and perverted some people can be.
I'd hit it ..one and a half times
Eric is a fucking tool bag. Anyone who would write such shit is clearly one of those fucked up kids in high school that everyone picked on and beat up and this is his pay back. Good luck bud, your always going to be a fucking tool.
I'm wondering if they make out with each other, they must've tried it, and felt each other/themself/themselves up? Every shower must be a grope-fest while soaping themself up....
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