District Attorney: The State calls Rayshawn Goldfarb.
Goldfarb: It’s an honor to be sitting here, next to the judge.
DA: You are here to answer some questions about what you saw on the night of June 12. Do you recall what you were doing that evening?
Goldfarb: Of course I remember, I’ve been going over it all morning with my lawyer.
DA: Alright, what were you doing the evening of June 12th?
Goldfarb: Watching the Lakers play the Celtics.
DA: Alright. Now, what happened after that?
Goldfarb: It’s hard to remember. I think Kobe was in foul trouble pretty early…
DA: What I mean is, what happened while you were watching the game?
Goldfarb: The phone rang, and it was my friend Donny Koh.
DA: And what did he say?
Goldfarb: He told me to get to Westminster and Fordham on the double.
DA: And that’s a location in the City of East Palo Alto?
DA: Did Mr. Koh say anything more?
DA: Alright. Now, you drove to that intersection, correct?
DA: And what did you see when you got there?
Goldfarb: I saw Nathaniel Horowitz standing next to Danny Schneidermann.
DA: And both of these men are residents of the city of East Palo Alto?
DA: Alright, now, how would you characterize the appearance of Mr. Schneidermann?
Goldfarb: His jewelry was gleaming like a motherfucker under that streetlight.
DA: Alright. Did you notice anything else about his appearance?
Goldfarb: His ice was twinkling and glistening.
DA: Was there anything else unusual or peculiar about the appearance of Mr. Schneidermann?
Goldfarb: He was looking smooth with the jewelry.
DA: No further questions.