More Humor
Maybe This Ransom Note Is Just What I Needed
Until you are told you otherwise, you are only allowed to use cannabis on weekends.
We Regret to Inform You That the Position You Interviewed for Has Been Filled by My Nephew
We were looking for someone who is my sister’s son, invites me to tap recitals, and doesn’t correct me at the Thanksgiving table when I say something racist.
We Will Get to Your Patriotic Drone Show, but We Are Going to Have to Sit through Devin’s Anime Bullshit First
Honestly, this might be a blessing in disguise. He included this whole “Avengers Assemble”-style roll call with the Founding Fathers that is so sick.