2012 Superhero Performance Review
No matter how important or powerful you are, everyone always ends up answering to someone. Superheroes are no exception, so I've taken it upon myself to judge them.
Tag: Superheroes
What the Shit, Batman?!
I know you're out there, Batman, and I know you can hear me. There's some messed up shit going down, and the world needs you now more than ever.
10 First Dates with Superwomen
Dating a superwoman is often a recipe for disaster. For every bout of mind-blowing-ultra-cosmic-mega-mega-uber-freaky-crazy-ultrasonic sex, there are numerous pitfalls.
The Bastardization of Prison Break, Lost and Batman
It's unfortunate, but sometimes people end up bastardizing the shit out of good TV shows. Don't fall for these three network television losers.
Two Chinks in Batman’s Armor
Batman is the best superhero out there. That said, I have made two discoveries involving Robin and the Clock King which have slightly lessened Batman's reputation in my mind.
Four True Heroes and Their Stories
Forget colored tights and camouflaged uniforms. Modern day heroes require a special blend of courage, ingenuity, and animal instinct.
Batman Begins
Batman Begins