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It’s an honor to speak to you today and let you know how fucked you are. Seriously. You made a huge mistake. You graduated.

Imagine giving up lots of money to defend your country in the military. And then dying in the process. No, you're not that big of a man yet.

When things get out of line, it's time to put your mano where their mouth is. You'd be surprised how much a good knuckle sandwich can fix.

Hey girls, tired of being treated like sluts and whores? Here are four simple, sex-free things you can do to get more respect from men.

Women are like cars: complicated and fun to ride. Choose your make and model wisely, or you might end up an emotional wreck.

Imagine this situation: You're about to breakup with your girlfriend, but she dies first, leaving you in pseudo-mourning. Tough break.

You meet some weird people on the internet, but once in a while you'll stumble upon a great night and story to follow. Thanks stripper poet.

As an umpire, you get paid to make the rules. What other job lets you yell at parents and round the bases with their daughters?

Nothing freezes crime in its tracks like a neighborhood-wide police sweep. So Operation Cool Breeze brought the heat on minor offenses.

The guest preacher stands at the pulpit. He is donned in a beaten Army Flak jacket, a pair of ripped jeans, and a beer stained t-shirt.

American money was meant to look kick ass, not pretty and colorful. Lay off the queer design changes, U.S. government.

When you ask the big questions, seldom is there an answer. If you take a step back, you'll see that the world is what it is. Brilliant huh?