Daily Log of a Recently Sober Pirate Captain Who’s Still Experiencing Alcohol Withdrawal Symptoms
7:00 A.M.: Threw away my eye patch. Since I no longer have alcohol-induced optic neuropathy in my left eye I “SEE” no sense in keeping it.
7:00 A.M.: Threw away my eye patch. Since I no longer have alcohol-induced optic neuropathy in my left eye I “SEE” no sense in keeping it.
From what Eric told me before his cell phone cut out, these bottles are entirely worth the extra eight months of R&D.
I’m disappointed in myself for not finishing Dry January (and for raiding Tortuga), but now I have new friends and I learned how to load a powder keg.
Arrrgh... who's tired of hearing pirate jokes? Apparently not enough people on YouTube. When it comes to trouble on the high seas, we're hooked.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Snack Attack