Your Money is Lying to You
Our money is full of shit and has been for years. Which means I'd think twice before putting your trust in God.
Tag: Lies
How to Tell If Your Girlfriend is Lying
If you're trying to find out if your girlfriend is a lemon, give her a litmus test. If you wanna know if she's a lying slut, the answer is yes.
The Four Levels of Slut
Sluts can be rated on a number scale, but unlike hurricanes, you don't need a weatherman to tell which way she blows. (Hint: Up and down.)