Arbitrary waiting has become my drug. I feed my addiction by going to grocery stores and lining up without anything to purchase. Sometimes when I'm really hurting I go and camp out for the next Harry Potter movie.
Prevailing wisdom holds that joining a gang will provide protection to an inmate. But not always. This list offers an insight into the failures of incarcerated organized crime.
Whether it's politics, cuisine, attitude, or history, one way or another the same question always arises: 'Why are Americans so rude?'
Mankind's history is littered with moments when booze reigned supreme. America's high points include General Grant's whiskey habits, Paul Revere's loud drunken warnings, and the early recruitment of U.S. Marines.
From lumpy, Mesopotamian hand brews to watered-down Miller Lite assembly line bottles, beer has never been a truly smooth creation.
We won the war, we drive on the right side of the road, and we could care less about Victoria Beckham. Clearly, the U.S. is better than England.
If Canada is America's hat, it's the kind that's so big on your head that it swallows your face. Plus, like, Canadian chicks are way hotter.
An unbiased and scholarly account of the remarkable genesis of one of life's little essentials. If you like wearing wet clothes, DO NOT READ THIS.