Canada's main exports are wind, geese who shit constantly but only on golf courses, and overly-polite white people. Their main imports are American tourist gamblers.
You young guys have a lot to learn about women. But you're in luck. Rob Ford is here to tell you how to relate, dominate, and perpetrate when it comes to chicks.
"I hope you spend all your Canadian dollars on shitty booze and eat shit on your way out of here. Good night and it was not nice meeting you."
Do you know what this jacket means?! It means I'm warm as fuck right now! I have a long day ahead of me, but I sure as hell won't be as cold as you idiots in your moderately priced winter clothes!!
Stephen Harper's majority government has been running Canada for over two weeks now and I’m still using the metric system, so I guess the world didn't really come to an end.
<p><img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/files/u2/sidney-crosby-show.jpg" alt="How'd he get my physique?" width="275" height="403" /></p><p>(Got your attention? Good.)</p>
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A time comes when silence is betrayal, especially when one has to vomit. And that time has come for Nate in relation to Iraq.
Thirteen reasons why our northern neighbors are all but useless. Now if only Celine Dion would hit a low note and stay there.
If Canada is America's hat, it's the kind that's so big on your head that it swallows your face. Plus, like, Canadian chicks are way hotter.
What do Canadians do when hockey season is officially cancelled? They turn to poker nights! (Texas hold 'em, not the sexual kind.)