The Royal Wedding: There’s an App for That
An app so royal it makes you feel like you're wearing nothing but a gold crown and a robe while hate fucking William the Conqueror in Piccadilly Circus and drinking a cup of Earl Grey.
An app so royal it makes you feel like you're wearing nothing but a gold crown and a robe while hate fucking William the Conqueror in Piccadilly Circus and drinking a cup of Earl Grey.
<p><font size="3"><strong>Thursday, February 18th (Day of the Bachelor Party)</strong></font></p> <p>Brian: Nate, what the fuck are you doing here?<br />Me: Really, no one says hello anymore. </p>
Weddings themselves are a lot of fun, but the commitment behind the ceremony is frightening. Don't touch that ring, she'll be right back.
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the...wait, WHAT?! If your friend is getting married too, prepare for the best: open bar.
An imagined play-by-play of the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie wedding, complete with celeb baby girls Suri and Shiloh going wild.
Will I Speak at Your Wedding? Hmmmm.....