On Top of the Clothesline and Dreaming
How do you get rid of ants in your pants fifteen minutes before work starts? You snipe-pinch them of course!
Comedy Writing
College Student Regrets Divulging Computer Password
College kids remember: trusting others with your alpha-numerics means putting your online life in jeopardy. Keep your password to yourself.
Pear Mango Passion: The Animal Testing Prank
The Alberto V05 shampoo-makers get a prank call about their animal testing policy. All the dog wants is some fruity conditioner and a good pampering!
The Cost of Living: Now on Sale!
Need to live cheap? Not a problem in Athens, GA, where you can eat, drink, park, drink more, taxi home, and still survive below the poverty line.
How to Email Your College Professor
A professor at Emory University shares an inside look at what professors are really thinking when they read your dumbass emails.
Credit Cards Gone Wild!
First credit cards were plastic. Then they were gold, silver, and platinum. What element will gain financial stardom from VISA and the scientists next?
Soft Drinks: Oversized and Out of Control!
How do you stop the extra-large soft-drink phenomenon in America? Maybe we can use it to our advantage...
I Am the DUC Cafeteria
A first-person narrative in which a college student becomes the mind of his school's cafeteria, the Dobbs University Center (aka 'the DUC').
Top 10 Dorm Room Mixed Drink Stirrers
The top 10 dorm room mixed drink stirrers - from "highly unlikely" to "downright disgusting." You know you've tried them all before.
The Buck Stops Here, Mr. Authoritarian Administration!
A rallying call to apathetic students at small, pointless colleges everywhere: your Evil Administration is trying to turn your campus into a 'non-campus campus'!
Stop Sneezing: A Deadly New Research Study
A news/research article. You think cell phones are the cause of most traffic accidents? You must not know about the 'quadruple-sneeze.'