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Dark Side of the Moon

<p>As a kid, I always looked at the moon as a two-dimensional object—usually the familiar white crescent. It never really occurred to my brain to process the moon as a sphere and sort of imagine the roundness of it.<br />

Infomania Schminfomania

According to <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4471607.stm">new research</a>, "infomania" has a larger negative impact on your IQ than "marijuana." In case your not familiar with it, marijuana is a green aromatic plant that some deviant young adults (and aging hippies) use to get "high."<br />

I Leap Over Their Heads

<p>I got a legitimate email today (not some anonymous Nigerian man requesting my help transferring millions of dollars in funds from the Ivory Coast) from someone who started his email by addressing me as "Little Court." That's right, not "Dear Court" or "Court-" or "Court," or "Dear Webmaster" or "Hello" or "Listen up" or "Yo dude" or "Your royal highness".....but "LITTLE COURT."<br />

Imperfect Timing

According to the sun, there are 24 hours in a "day." Most people spend about 16 of those hours awake, and 8 asleep.<br /><br />According to my biological clock, there are 28 hours in a day. I spend about 19 of those hours awake and 9 asleep. This makes for a very awkward "weekly" schedule, since my biological week is actually only 6 "days."<br />

Overdue Ending

<p>I have a confession: I'm not a programmer!<br /><br />It's probably one of the few (dorky) regrets I have in life, but everything I've learned about publishing on the Internet has come strictly on a need-to-know basis...usually by studying lots of other websites and reading endless articles and tutorials dug up on Google.<br />

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