How to Parallel Park a Limousine in a Security Laser Maze
An excerpt from Section 38.28.1 of the Limo Driver's Handbook about how to deal with a bachelorette that turns into a jewel heist.
Robert Criss
Atlanta, GA
I breakdance without the piece of cardboard on the ground & I've got 8 bloody adidas tracksuits to prove it. All in hopes to save the family farm from them slick city bankers.
Comedy Writing
Scooby Doo’s Best Man Speech at Shaggy’s Wedding
Raggy rand I go way, way back. Trust me, rin dog years it’s reven ronger. Reven times ronger. Reah.
- by Robert Criss
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- January 13, 2020
The Email Conversation I Had with My Middle School Vice Principal after Repeatedly Butt-Dialing Him While Riding a Mechanical Bull
"Unless this is some sort of street lingo I need to brush up on, I think you may have accidentally contacted me. LOL!"
- by Robert Criss
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- November 19, 2019