Hey, I won't be mad at ya if you peruse my comedy a bit. -Saying what you think you don't think. Paul Frank has written more comedy than your grandma's had periods. Paul Frank is a mystical creature like leprochauns, midgets, and MILFs. He lives solely on a diet of vodka, Hot Pockets, and milk-less cereal.

Comedy Writing

We Have a Problem

<em>A mom and her daughter are talking.<br /></em><br /><strong>Mom</strong>: "So...what does your new boyfriend do?"<br /><br /><strong>Daughter</strong>: "Well, nothing right now, but he's got great aspirations."<br /><br /><strong>Mom</strong>: "Like what? A doctor? Is he going to medical school?"<br /><br /><strong>Daughter</strong>: "No...he wants to be an astronaut when he grows up!"

Strip Clubs in Winter

The strip club is a hazy land of merriment and tits. Some generic yet popular nu-metal is playing.<br /><br />A stripper comes sliding down the pole and onto the stage.<br /><br />Stripper starts dancing and starts taking off clothes as customers yell "Take it off!"<br /><br />Stripper takes off hat<br />Takes off scarf<br />Takes off gloves<br /><br />Less customers yelling "taking it off!"

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