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Health Class
<p>"If you can dream it, you can do it!"<br /><br />"The sky's the limit, Hitler!"<br /><br />"If you work hard, anything is possible!"<br /><br />"I think the Jews stole your lunch money..."</p>
Never Forget
New Year's Revolutions
<em>A mom and her daughter are talking.<br /></em><br /><strong>Mom</strong>: "So...what does your new boyfriend do?"<br /><br /><strong>Daughter</strong>: "Well, nothing right now, but he's got great aspirations."<br /><br /><strong>Mom</strong>: "Like what? A doctor? Is he going to medical school?"<br /><br /><strong>Daughter</strong>: "No...he wants to be an astronaut when he grows up!"
The Black Market
Garbage Disposal
Hitler and His Jewish Friend
The Network
They should make a book called 'Reading for Dummies' or 'The Idiot's Guide to Reading.'
The strip club is a hazy land of merriment and tits. Some generic yet popular nu-metal is playing.<br /><br />A stripper comes sliding down the pole and onto the stage.<br /><br />Stripper starts dancing and starts taking off clothes as customers yell "Take it off!"<br /><br />Stripper takes off hat<br />Takes off scarf<br />Takes off gloves<br /><br />Less customers yelling "taking it off!"