Hey, I won't be mad at ya if you peruse my comedy a bit. -Saying what you think you don't think. Paul Frank has written more comedy than your grandma's had periods. Paul Frank is a mystical creature like leprochauns, midgets, and MILFs. He lives solely on a diet of vodka, Hot Pockets, and milk-less cereal.

Comedy Writing

Bill Murray is Tired

<em>A new movie featuring Bill Murray, lounging around, yawning, until he is prodded to go to some social activity whereupon he is still tired and makes silly comments while showing no emotion and speaking in a tired, monotone voice.</em><br />

Cock Block

As I sit here writing this, I am scared for my future. My career's been great so far...fantastic even. But what happens when that all stops?

I’ll Never Be Chris Berman

<p>I've never been a huge sports fan. Actually, that's a total lie. I used to be big into football and basketball when I was a kid. Then the teenage years hit and I got lost in God knows what. Anyways, I haven't been paying attention to football for a few years.

Fresh-Squeezed Comedy

Since I've gotten such a warm, loving reception for my blog so far, with many words of encouragement, I've decided to post again.<br /><br />That last sentence was sarcasm.<br />I'll never use sarcasm again.<br /><br />Anyways, here are some random comedy tidbits and jokes, freshly squeezed. Bon appetit.<br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><strong>Working Hardly</strong></div><br />

Be Kind, Rewind

This skit takes place inside of an electronics store (like Best Buy or Circuit City).

An Awkward Introduction

Hello and welcome to the 1st annual blog post on the Paul Frank blog!<br /><br />Before I serve up some freshly-written comedy, why don't you get to know me a bit?<br />

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