Me: Alright Shaun, you measure and cut those two by twos and Phil and I will screw in the floorboards.<br />Shaun: Okay...<br />(Shaun finishes)<br />Shaun: I’m done.<br />Phil: ...That was quick.<br />Me: Well just stand there and relax; we’re almost finished screwing.
My friends are fucked up.
MY WIFE IS SUDDENLY HORNY!!!!!
<p><em>I don't care if you think this is racist. I'm not a racist.</em><br /><br />It's been my experience with the ever-progressing PC nature of our culture today, that Caucasian males are the most popular-culturally suppressed.<br /><br />Think about it. <br /><br />White men get made fun of all the time...stereotypes like...<br />We can't dance<br />We speak like news anchors
Will Blog for Food
Operation Wingman: Saving Private Philip
Bitch Guidos of the Week
On Speaking
They say, "Beggars can't be Choosers." and they're right. If you're starving, eating a prune sandwich on wheat isn't something you should be bitching about. <br /><br />But I'm no beggar...<br />So I hate sluts.<br />
<p>As most of you should assume from the fact I'm very intelligent...I'm a diehard liberal. So, when I came to find that evil Republican bitch Katherine Harris had a facebook profile, I decided to have a bit of fun with the Republicans.<br /><br />A girl named Kowalski, particular.<br />
Three Badass Poems and an Ellipses...
<p>A few nights ago, I gave ol' Nate DeGraaf a call. However, much to my drunken dismay, the Aryan fuck didn't pick up...<br /><br />Giving him full credit...he eventually called me back.<br />