Happenstance, PA

My sense of humor can be summarized with one joke: Q: Why does 6 hate 7? A: Because 7 8 out 9.

Comedy Writing

My Best Orgasms, Part 2

<strong>My Best Orgasms, Part II<br />Subtitle: Promiscuous Teenage Naked Dry-humping (for fucking 3 years of waiting and getting no penetration!) ARGH.</strong><br /><br />I <em>used to</em> <em>have</em> this friend named Christina. <br />

My Best Orgasm, Part 1

Nick Gaudio Presents...<br />Part 1 of his 16 part series...<br /><br /><strong>My Best Orgasms, Part I:<br />Showtime.</strong><br /><br />I was 12.<br /><br />It was hot summer night in Ridgeley, West Virginia. For some reason, we had Showtime. Channel 21. <br />

Give This Photo a Caption 4

<p><a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/nick/uploaded_images/crushracism-783218.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/nick/uploaded_images/crushracism-783215.JPG" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Yeah.</p>

How a Simple Bottle of Perfume Can Make You a REAL Man

<p>Due to perfume's combustability, it's the perfect fuel source for any fun fire. While womanly to the vagineth power, perfume also has the ability to make you smell like another woman has been on you. Or, that you have been <em>in</em> another woman, thus making it a dangerous tool in your manly ARSEN-al.</p>

All Along the Watchtower

Right outside our barracks, it's raining. The creek is high beside the railroad tracks beside our LZ. It's been raining for the last few days here; I fucking hate this place.<br /><br />We blew the railroad last week. Scotts pulled a few pillars out of a bridge down between a few mountains east of here, along the coast, by Phan Thiet. Shit looks like a tornado went through it. <br />

Taryn’s Mom: We Salute You

Last night, my friend Taryn was moving into her new house. I was IMed (which, I would've been called had not my cell been disconnected...because I haven't paid the bill in three months) and asked to help in exchange for free beer.<br /><br />I said, "Sure."<br /><br />She said, "Then come over."<br /><br />I said, "Okay."<br /><br />And then, I left.<br />

Give This Photo a Caption 3

<p><a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/nick/uploaded_images/dissssssssssssssss-730947.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/nick/uploaded_images/dissssssssssssssss-730932.JPG" border="0" alt="" /></a></p>

You'll all see for yourselvesThere's not much left to write tonight. There's not a l…

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