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Oh, Holy Christ
<span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Plea to the Condom </span><br /><br />Fort pubic hair base--I salute you!<br />acid force thrust thrust hip thrust<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">dryhump dryhump dryhump</span></span><span><br />We can see the vagina ahead,<br />dear Christ!<br /><br /></span><span>And then warm wallet <br />pocket uterus birth!<br />You haven't expired yet?!
Okay I'm Back Goddamnit
The Benefits of Being an Internet Celebrity:
Stop Bumming My Cigarettes, Asshole
<b><span lang="0" style="color:#ff0000;"><br />MassUprising<!-- (4:50:22 PM)--></span></b><span back="#ffffff" style="color:#ff0000;">:</span><span style="color:#000000;"> </span><span style="font-family:Sylfaen;color:#004040;">hey kelsey, your boy STOLE my FUCKING cell phone
<span style="font-weight: bold;">The Nice Girl</span><br /><br /><em>For my good friend Shaun</em><br />
When you've got an itch that even the dog can't seem to scratch the right way, turn to Nick Gaudio. He'll set your ass straight.
My Friend's a Bitch
Happy Easter
Howdy folks,<br /><br />In the next few days, I have to prepare an extensive portfolio of my work to pitch to several grad schools. (I know it's late to do this, shut the hell up).<br /><br />All of my shit, including the humor poems, are located <a href="http://www.poemhunter.com/n-a-gaudio/">here. </a><br />