Comments by J S Fox
You're sort of wishing you hadn't misplaced your Swiss Army Knife, am I right? Finally a chance to use the …
on Please Donate to My GoFundMe for My Splinter | July 12, 2026
Save money - just buy any brand of gummies as long as they are a ruddy hue. Soak them in …
on Our Tanning Gummies Are an Easy Addition to Your Daily Gummy Vitamin Routine | July 7, 2026
Also, what if pirates were on mountains instead of water? Arrr, Captain, make that landlubber walk the tree limb!
on We’ve Been Observing Your Earth—We Give It a Four | June 21, 2026
Mildred and Patty Hill's lawyers were ready to sue my in 1969, for the lyrics I wrote for the first …
on On Behalf of Our Entire Waitstaff, I Apologize for That New Birthday Song | June 13, 2026
Dudes, can you tell me where I left my car keys?
on We’ve Been Observing Your Earth—We Give It a Four | June 13, 2026
... Nim Chimpsky who used American Sign Language to say, ‘Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give …
on Longest Sentences Produced by a Monkey I Borrowed Money From but Never Paid Back | March 27, 2026
Same problem with my Echo device when I say a command... either ignored, told "You do not have 'Turn it …
on Your Puny, Human Brain Is No Match for This CAPTCHA | March 22, 2026
for a short time, the A-I generated headline were usually posting of politicos, "... shamed himself, yesterday..." which is so …
on What Your AI Jargon Says About You | March 22, 2026
She's seen a lot of them, and trust me, she says that's a wee-wee
on 1,000 Ways to Say Penis | March 22, 2026
... take them at face value... and yet the chosen illustration is actually from Shakespeare, as Titania discovers why Nick …
on The Ending of “Beauty and the Beast,” If Belle Wasn’t Into the Beast After His Transformation | March 16, 2026
a Yogurt Instructor would advise "Use the Downward Facing Spoon position"
on I Am the Last Drop of Yogurt, Begging to Be Thrown Away | March 5, 2026
Leap Years only occur during the US Presidential election year... so that we are forced to endure one more damned …
on My February Is Ruined Because This Isn’t a Leap Year | February 23, 2026
...And in this day and age, what could be easier than depression... Sadly*, that is the greatest punch line ever. …
on Let’s Make This Seasonal Depression a Year-Round Thing | February 22, 2026
expect a reply by Friday
on Julie, If You’re Reading This Message in a Bottle, I’m Breaking Up with You | February 15, 2026
You are on to something here! In our town a coffee house opened, worked several years to build loyal customers, …
on This Is an Ordinary Coffee Shop | February 10, 2026
But mostly I larfed at you ain't be cured yet. Ye warn't behind that door to the head, a shoutin …
on Daily Log of a Recently Sober Pirate Captain Who’s Still Experiencing Alcohol Withdrawal Symptoms | February 7, 2026
I larfed and larfed, matey. Little bit at yer tale, but mostly 'cuz you ain't yet be cured. Ye warn't …
on Daily Log of a Recently Sober Pirate Captain Who’s Still Experiencing Alcohol Withdrawal Symptoms | February 7, 2026
= blood staining on portico. All modifications require prior HOA approval = so... one can get prior approval before the …
on Odysseus Returns Home After 20 Years, Only to Discover the HOA Has Fined Him $47,000 | February 2, 2026
And yet, he brought zip-ties, right?
on I’m a Hostage Who Can’t Stop Focusing on How This Bank Robber’s Fly Is Down | February 1, 2026
to be, or not to be... leave the gun, take the cannoli
on Fellas, I Only Joined the Mafia Under the Assumption There Would Be More Philosophical Monologuing | January 5, 2026
Speaking of feet... In spite of using reindeer for locomotion, Santa still leaves a very large carbon footprint, right about …
on After Coming Down the Chimney, I Promise Not to Draw Your Feet While You Sleep | January 1, 2026
Got really into method acting. ...And (sniffle) so did I (sobs) Oh, why, WHY? (screams, slams bent wrists against eyebrows …
on Ways I May Have Misunderstood “New Year New Me” | January 1, 2026
... tosses down a filthy handkerchief ... The nun wasn't named Veronica, was she?
on What I Imagine a Cyclist Thinks Will Happen If They Don’t Wear Their Skin-Tight Outfit | December 30, 2025
Yikes... I just discovered Rat Island was renamed Hawadax Island, which is an Aleut name meaning "entry" and "welcome"
on This Chuck-E-Cheese Will No Longer Offer an “Animal Style” Option on a Secret Birthday Celebration Menu | December 7, 2025
thanks to you the kid who used to be in the rat costume, has accepted a Missionary Position on that …
on This Chuck-E-Cheese Will No Longer Offer an “Animal Style” Option on a Secret Birthday Celebration Menu | December 7, 2025
that f-ing drinking glass better not be filled with flouridated water, or that break-away dem RFK jrk won't ever come …
on The Secret to a Winning Democratic Campaign Can Be Yours! | December 7, 2025
I can hardly wait for the family's Christmas "How Great We Are" faux letter.
on NFL-Inspired Power Rankings for Everyone at My Family’s Thanksgiving | November 27, 2025
Is this the reading list for Knight School?
on Bestselling Self-Help Books from the Middle Ages | November 20, 2025
Und here's my tip - stick somebody else for der drinks!
on Hello, My Name Is Count Dracula and I’ll Be Your Server | October 31, 2025
Ruh-row
on I’m Haunting the Bank, Back in a Few Days | October 30, 2025