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Dan Gutenberg New York

Humor writer from Ann Arbor, Michigan, with work featured in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, among other publications.

Comedy Writing

The most important qualities a man can have are leadership, integrity, and enough forearm strength to pull himself over an 8-foot ledge.

For all you foodies out there, you should know that very few alehouses carry meade, let alone fresh horsemeat.

When I heard I would be given the honor of introducing tonight’s penultimate speaker, you could imagine my excitement.

I do take issue with whoever claimed the domain liveauctionfor115belleview.net and started an all-out bidding war for my family’s home.

I’m a gumball, and the secret to withstanding inflation is really just a hard, protective shell.

— Dan Gutenberg