Everyone Who Has Seen Ever Me Naked, Ranked
Bra-Sizing Woman: She looks young, maybe eighteen, and I wonder to myself if this might be illegal.
Alyssa C. Moore is a writer from Philadelphia or Pittsburgh, depending which she misses more. She loves Twitter, comedy, overpriced coffee, and rejection emails (she gets a lot of them).
Bra-Sizing Woman: She looks young, maybe eighteen, and I wonder to myself if this might be illegal.