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When you get accepted into college, all you're thinking about is how many parties you're going to go to and how many copies of Spark Notes you're going to have to buy, not whether your friend Steven is going to ROTC camp to climb rock walls.
Your jackass friends have gone too far this time. Their parents cut them off, and and they refuse to find regular jobs, so after a quick pow-wow at the bar, they decide to rob a bank. Let's see what happens...
<p>Student loan debt is something to which any college student can relate. By the time most of us graduate (or drop out, or flunk out), we will be in a fantastically ridiculous amount of debt.
It is unbelievable the number of ways in which people make the simple task of getting from Point A to Point B via sidewalk a journey of epic proportions. So here we are, reviewing 'Sidewalk Etiquette for Dumbasses, Vol. 1.'
I remember my first real crush. I was 6 or 7 years old, back in a time when love was sweet, pure and innocent - untainted by the certainties of the world. When girls would beat you up and smash earthworms in your face to show you they liked you.
I guess some dudes boner up over dirty language, but I just can't stomach pussy talk. As far as I'm concerned, a girl should never actually reference her vagina unless she quietly and simply points at it.
The beginning of Spring. So much promise, yet still so much crappy weather and so much class left before summer. But there is hope on the horizon: Spring Break! A chance to visit a foreign locale! To start your vacation, Go to #1 now...
Social networking sites give people a sense of belonging and not being alone in the world. Yet this belonging is a facade and in reality is deteriorating real life human interactions. People are losing the ability to carry on a conversation.
Hanging out with Kermit was like getting a backstage pass into a world of cool and exclusivity. He knew all the important guys in town and seemed to have been with every girl worth being with.
<p>Lately, man as we know it has become, let's face it, sappy and lady-like. <br /> <br /> Unacceptable. <br /> <br /> So I'm flipping back to more manly things for a while. It's what I was born to do.<br />
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At some point on your college campus you have encountered the girl who believes that her skin-tight leggings are a completely legitimate form of pants. I don't know who told her that a thin piece of nylon would suffice, but they were fucking wrong.