Archive: 2008

Repent, It’s Lent!

Lent is here, which to all good Catholics means another season of forgetting not to eat meat on Fridays. Also, it means us true Christians must voluntarily give up something meaningful in our lives, so that we may begin to value said <span style="font-style: italic;">thing</span> after a brief hiatus of fasting. Obviously, your run-of-the-mill American Catholic doesn't care.

Listen to ME on THE RADIO, TODAY

<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://www.pointsincase.com/tyler/uploaded_images/led6-751605.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/tyler/uploaded_images/led6-751598.jpeg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Late night post. Good shit. Keep brief.

A Little Helping of Some Points, In Case You Were Hungry

<em>They say people who get abused as a child either get caught in the cycle and carry on the tradition, and beat their own kids. Or, they vow to never be like their father, and promise to themselves they'll never hit their children. I vow to never be like my father. I hit my kids twice as hard as that pussy hit me.</em><br /><em></em>

Being a Runway Model

<p>...is awesome, because it's the only job where being able to walk and chew gum at the same time makes you <span style="font-style: italic;">over</span>qualified.</p>

Super Tuesday: IM Analysis

With the results of Super Tuesday still coming into place, we sat our political correspondents Peter Benjamin Johnson and Michael Gladstone in an internet chatroom.

Hunter… MILF? (Comic)

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My Sexual Fantasy

my sexual fantasy is basically your every day. i see a hot girl in the grocery store wearing a tight skirt. then she bends over and i see she is actually a hot man. then it is revealed that she is wearing a strap on dildo. she alerts the manager that i am stuffing pudding in my jeans. that guy is stuffing his trousers with vanilla pudding, she will say. she will be lying.

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