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David Ayala

School

Other

Class of

2017

Hometown

Detroit, MI

At a Glance

David Ayala is a young wannabe juvenile delinquent first and a comedian second. Although the places where he can express his humor are non-existent, he still tries to put his art out there for the world to see... and by "world" we mean trash can.

Bio

I try to be funny so I'll just apologize in advance. You can pretend that we're besties on twitter @DavidAyalasOk or send me a message at David.Ayala@yahoo.com

Comedy Articles


45 Everyday Math Equations for the Non-Math Major
Fortunately, there are some equations out there that don't conjure up bad memories of wetting yourself during a math test, and I've got them here!
Mar 25, 2013


The Consequences of Being Single in February
February makes us remember the range of cruelty and suffering that the world (and especially Americans) put a certain minority through. Cheer up, single people.
Feb 23, 2013


Turning 18 for Dummies
Let’s get something straight: getting old is awful. Just ask the countless women using skin care products or men harvesting the souls of children so that they can live forever.
Dec 29, 2012


How to Know If Danger is Near
Be on the lookout for these five indicators of danger and you'll soon be sweating ancient Chinese wisdom and fortune... or at the very least have a less painful life.
Sep 15, 2012


Running to Look Good, and for All the Wrong Reasons
In order to please the general public and fulfill my subconscious desire to become a a hard ass gym coach for overweight children, I've decided to go running every once in a while.
Aug 16, 2012


My Living Will: A Testament to My Lack of Stuff
In order to deal with an impending death in a productive way, we write wills. It's one thing we do to feel better about taking an eventual dirt nap, besides smoking cigarettes.
Jul 16, 2012


Six Things You'll Do on December 22, 2012
A lot of people believe that the world will end on December 21, 2012. But let's fast forward to the morning of December 22, 2012, or as I like to call it, National "OH SHIT" Day.
Jun 21, 2012


The 4 Signs of the Rapeocalypse are Cray Cray, You Guys
I know the omens signifying the end of the world, and because I wasn't born a dick (but simply grew into one), I'll share these signs with you. Lookout Oprah and Guido Jesus.
Jun 5, 2012


17 Famous People's To-Do Lists
People try their best to organize their lives every day, EVEN FAMOUS PEOPLE. And since I'm the creepo who spent hours tracking down all their to-do lists, check out what I found!
Apr 12, 2012


Smoking Doobies with My Doggy
I've finally made a decision: the first drug I'm going to try is weed, and my first partner in crime is going to be my dog, because the conversation is going to be amazing.
Mar 21, 2012


The 100% FREE Way to Find Out If You're Living in Poverty
A great man once said, "A man is only as poor as his character." And when I say that was a great man, I'm lying. When it comes to personal finances, inspirational quotes are only worth 98 cents.
Dec 5, 2011