Hush, little baby



Hush, little baby, don't say a word.
Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird

And if that mockingbird won't sing,
Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring

And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass

And if that looking glass gets broke,
Papa's gonna buy you a billy goat

And if that billy goat won't pull,
Papa's gonna buy you a cart and bull

And if that cart and bull fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town
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2 Comments

 Michael Curtiss's picture

*shits pants*

 Chad's picture

That one should proabably be marked "not safe for work" for those who have jobs and read our little site there.

Otherwise, hilarious.

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