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If "Awesome" was a Homosexual...
Awesome diss or strange complement?
Discuss.
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I'm going to go with awesome diss, actually. It was my first thought.
your subconscious,
Nick Gaudio
But Nick, you've got to realize that a "faggot" is more advanced than a just a regular "homosexual." It's obviously a complement.
Your better logic,
Nick Gaudio
Touche.
I suppose it could be used as both. For instance, if I were to say "If "faggoty" was a homosexual, you'd be a faggot," then I would be insulting a person.
No?
Your deep subconscious,
Nick Gaudio
Well obviously. That wasn't the question, numbnuts.
Your FUCKING LOGIC...DUDE,
Nick Gaudio
You don't have to be a dick about everything okay?
Your sensitive side,
Nick Gaudio
If "faggoty" were homosexual, YOU'D BE A FUCKING FAGGOT.
Internal struggle,
Nick Gaudio
You're so fucking witty, I love you.
I don't even know anymore,
Nick Gaudio
Dear subconscious,
You know...they always say that...you can't fix a problem unless you fully admit it yourself. That's why I'm writing you this letter.
The truth is...I'm pregnant.
I realize that this is a lot to handle and we haven't seen each other in a few weeks...just please...talk to me.
I'm going insane,
Nick Gaudio
One of my favorite ways to tell if a person has a brain or not is to say to them (in a sincere manner, "If shit were brains, you'd smell like roses."
You'd be surprised how many people think it's a compliment.
Get some sleep.
My favorite part of the argument:
On July 12, 2007 11:05 PM, Nick said...
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Damnit, it's COMPLIMENT, NOT COMPLEMENT.
Thank god Nate knows that.







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