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If "Awesome" was a Homosexual...
Posted July 12th, 2007 by NG Hatfield
If "Awesome" was a homosexual, you'd be a faggot.
Awesome diss or strange complement?
Discuss.
Awesome diss or strange complement?
Discuss.
19 Comments
I'm going to go with awesome diss, actually. It was my first thought.
your subconscious,
Nick Gaudio
But Nick, you've got to realize that a "faggot" is more advanced than a just a regular "homosexual." It's obviously a complement.
Your better logic,
Nick Gaudio
Touche.
I suppose it could be used as both. For instance, if I were to say "If "faggoty" was a homosexual, you'd be a faggot," then I would be insulting a person.
No?
Your deep subconscious,
Nick Gaudio
Well obviously. That wasn't the question, numbnuts.
Your FUCKING LOGIC...DUDE,
Nick Gaudio
You don't have to be a dick about everything okay?
Your sensitive side,
Nick Gaudio
Hey, you're right. I'm sorry.
Quess what?
Your Logic,
Nick
What?
Your happy subconscious,
Nick Gaudio
If "faggoty" were homosexual, YOU'D BE A FUCKING FAGGOT.
Internal struggle,
Nick Gaudio
You're so fucking witty, I love you.
I don't even know anymore,
Nick Gaudio
I love you too.
Nick Gaudio,
Nick Gaudio
Let's fuck hard!
I can't resist me,
Nick Gaudio
(Masturbatory sequence)
Almost done,
Nick Gaudio
*
In need of a cigarette,
Nick Gaudio
Dear subconscious,
You know...they always say that...you can't fix a problem unless you fully admit it yourself. That's why I'm writing you this letter.
The truth is...I'm pregnant.
I realize that this is a lot to handle and we haven't seen each other in a few weeks...just please...talk to me.
I'm going insane,
Nick Gaudio
I don't know anything about that bitch!
Leaving town,
Nick Gaudio
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One of my favorite ways to tell if a person has a brain or not is to say to them (in a sincere manner, "If shit were brains, you'd smell like roses."
You'd be surprised how many people think it's a compliment.
Get some sleep.
My favorite part of the argument:
On July 12, 2007 11:05 PM, Nick said...
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Damnit, it's COMPLIMENT, NOT COMPLEMENT.
Thank god Nate knows that.
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