Ugly women have better personalities.
I’m sorry to the attractive ladies out there that this may shock (or not really), but unless you’ve been fat or ugly at some point in your post-pubescent life, you’re a downright, certified Bitch. If you haven’t experienced firsthand how difficult it is to be ignored because you’re a Lardo or an Uggie, you’ve had an easy ride (in life, on the cock). You were popular in High school, you are still popular in college, you regularly get out of tickets, and you get the best jobs at bars and restaurants while being able to pretty much manipulate men at your discretion.
Easy there. I’m not saying that all men are manipulated. Somewhere right now, a man is putting a bitch in her place. It's not me tonight; all the bitches have gone to sleep here in Morgantown.
But, there is a fella out there, laying the smack down, I promise. The bitch could have dismissed him or taken advantage of him in some way, and he, being the fucking badass that he is, justifiably made her cry. Unfortunately for that…that…pioneer, there are literally thousands of other men not ballsy enough to a) do it themselves or even b) agree with him. They listen to the Bitch complain about the guy. They buy her things to comfort her. They do everything in her power to make her feel okay with the way that she is. That is, a fucking cunt.
Why do men do this? Why do we spend out hard-earned money consoling bitches when they obviously don’t deserve relief?
The answer is obvious, my friends. Because we simply want to get laid.
There’s really no end to it. The cycle continues as long as there are little bitchboys out there slobbering at the feet of bitches.
But how many times have they done something nice for bitches only to be underappreciated or even forgotten?
That's why I say The Anti-Bitch Movement begins now. We have to stop putting up with this shit, and in turn, get laid in the process.
The AB Movement is two-fold. One, it clears up the problem that I believe most men have: they have a really hot girlfriend, but can’t stand her personality. Or two, it ends the problem of bitchy women throughout campus.
Here's what you do:
First, get some balls. There's no way around this. When a bitch starts acting up, put her in her place verbally and/or otherwise. If you need a slampappy or a billyclub or any other hilariously-named blunt object, let me know…I've got a pretty good connection to the biz.
Second, have some self-control. Realize that if a girl who is typically a bitch to you is acting like she's going to put out, the chances are, if you're among the lucky few, she's just going to try to bring you back home to snuggle. And we all know that snuggling is Sex's retarded, bastardized step-child.
Third, don't buy women a sack of shit unless they deserve it. Don't hang around because you want pussy, hang around because you like to talk to them about cool shit, or at the bare minimum, because the sex is great and she has a mediocre personality.
I promise you, if you stick up for yourselves, women will be that much more attracted to you. If you hold out on giving them the cock, they'll go crazy…and hopefully, eventually come crashing down to some semblance of normalcy.
In a short conclusion, what I'm saying here is this:
Don't support bitches.
Have some fucking balls.
It's the pussy dudes out there who let women turn into bitches .
They wouldn't act like that if we all knew what was up.
Yep, I have it all figured out.
Gaudio, away.