Monthly archives

April 2012

Good Answers
The Other Side of the Podium

March 2012

An Old Confession
My New Favorite Story

February 2012

My First Everclear Experience
Your Name in Print
Things the USA Has That the ROK Doesn't

January 2012

Homecoming: Part 1

December 2011

What I Meant to Say Was...

November 2011

Fuck Like a 19-Year-Old
Gay Stuff in Korea
How to Almost Kill a Taxi Driver in a Few Easy Steps
KC's Cooking Date Semi-Disaster
The Deal

September 2011

Sounding Smart
Korean Shorties, Part 2
Korean Shorties, Part 1
Two Ball Torsion
Get Me Off This Bus (A Song)

August 2011

Want to Cum to My Dorm Room?
Passport
Greatest Play Ever
KC vs. The Trailer Park: Part 3 of 3
KC vs. The Trailer Park: Part 2 of 3
KC vs. The Trailer Park: Part 1 of 3
New Old Swear Words

July 2011

Korean Family Dinner
Korean Weatherman
How Umbrellas Break (A Chart)
Explaining Strip Clubs

June 2011

Bouncer Wisdom: Retirement
How I Read PIC
My Game

May 2011

If Internet Comments Existed in 1945
The Eating Game

April 2011

KC's Quick Guide to Korea
My Mom with the Dragon Tattoo
Single in Korea
Hey Hollywood: Grow Some Balls

March 2011

Happy Anniversary to Me!
Big Huge Horrible Tragedy
Watch Out for the Banana: Part 3 of 3
Watch Out for the Banana: Part 2 of 3
Watch Out for the Banana: Part 1 of 3

February 2011

Running Away, Part 2
Running Away, Part 1
The Worst Smell Ever, Part 3 (The Finale)
The Worst Smell Ever, Part 2
The Worst Smell Ever, Part 1
KC vs. His Nemesis

January 2011

The White Powder That Keeps Me Going
Rough Week
KC Defends the USA

December 2010

Your Teachers Lie to You
A Mouthful for the Tobacco Industry
How I Picked My Facebook Cartoon

November 2010

North Korea Walks Into a Bar
Even With Looming War, Korean Kids Say Funny Stuff
Getting Older
Halloween Headaches 2010
Fire Eggs

October 2010

The Fart to End All Farts
How to Make Your Dick Bigger
9 Awesome Things About Being Gay
Tim Burton to Direct Updated, Darker Version of "Winnie the Pooh"
Pre-Halloween Headaches

September 2010

Dropping the G Bomb
Even More Funny Things Korean Kids Say
Gay Stuff to Say While Watching UFC

August 2010

(Korean) Kids Say the Gosh Darn Funniest Things, Part 2
Awesome Korean Beer Commercial
I Don't Know the Name of My Poison

July 2010

Choose Wisely, Sucka
(Korean) Kids Say the Funniest Things
I'm Still Here Suckas! (KC in the ROK)

June 2010

Deez Nupts: 2010 Preview
Yes, My Organs and I are Moving to Korea

May 2010

Why I Run
The Different Kinds of Ovens
Hey Jude
An Ode to the Best Mom in the World
KC Against Mothers Driving
My First Tattoo, or, An Introduction to a New Pain

April 2010

Your Ad Here - Or, KC Sells Out
My Brilliant Theory on Sequels (From When I was Eleven)
What You Missed Tonight, Baby...
KC's Dream About Rebel Girl

March 2010

Meet Singles in Your Area
Gettin' Girl Drunk
Bouncer Wisdom: Hook Ups
Why I Still Like Saint Paddy's Day
Bouncer Wisdom: Disguises
Meeting Your Ex's Ex
Bouncer Wisdom: Chewing Tobacco
Please Make Me the Netflix Spokesperson
The Reason Why

February 2010

Bouncer Wisdom: One-Liners
Bouncer Wisdom: Bulletproof Juice
When Your Mouth Writes a Check Your Ass Can't Cash
KC's Comprehensive Guide for Buying Wine
Bouncer Wisdom: Bar Room Brawls
The Advantages of Living with a Girl
Things to Do in Denver for Valentine's Day
Bouncer Wisdom: Door Dough

January 2010

Bouncer Wisdom: Respect at the Door
Become My Follower, Lil Sheepy
KC vs. Turtlenecks
Why the USA is Better Than the Moon
Why I Rented The Tale of Despereaux

December 2009

A Misfit Looks at Thirty
What's On My Dick? (The Spotted Dong Story)
The Day I Met Nelson Mandela
My Christmas List
KC as an Artist and a Young Man
Thanks for the Holidays 2009

November 2009

Kiss a Little Longer: A Hair's Tale
What's With the Beard?
Mayans Predict "2012" Movie Will Suck
What's With the Hair?
So Long Foundry!
Halloween Headaches 2.51

October 2009

Halloween Headaches 2.0
Tim Tebow Already in NFL Hall of Fame, Committee Says
Effing Yankee Fans
KC's Cutest Story Ever
Tawkin' To My Bitchez

September 2009

Screw Polar Bears
Sorry Pervs
My Thoughts on Disney Buying Marvel
Road Trip Warrior: Denver to Sioux Falls

August 2009

Happy Birthday Mekaneck!
Denver Six Gun Salute
Dear Gay People, Keep Doing What (And Who) You're Doing

July 2009

Check Out Deez Nupts 2009
Yes I Read "Twilight" But Let Me Explain
Hey Michael Bay, Transformers 2 SUCKED!!!

June 2009

My Deep Dark Secret
KC vs. Bumper Sticker Logic: Dismembering Your Member
Happy Birthday Old Clicky
Don't Spoil This For Me, Please!

May 2009

Hey George Lucas!
Oh Wow, Yet Another Plague

April 2009

I'm Getting More Popular
KC = NYC Tour Guide
Candied Questions
Foolish Questions

March 2009

Bar Facts for Saint Paddy's
Invisible Brain
Tattoo Drive
High Fallutin' Writin'

February 2009

Lentil Questions
KC's Valentine's Day Romance
Why Don't You Answer Me?
Personal and/or Ethical Weekly Questions
How Much I Like Boobs (Cartoon)

January 2009

A Few Honest Questions For You to Answer
Canada Geese: The New Terrorist Threat
More Questions For You
Post Holiday Questions of the Week

December 2008

Vintage 2008
Happy Birthday To Me
A Shot, A Beer and Some Therapy
Non-Essay Questions
Happy Holiday Questions
Weekly Questions at the Bar

November 2008

Thankful Questions
Qualitio Controllo
Weakly Asked Weekly Questions
Want to See Me Mostly Naked?
Let Me Be Honest With You
Sort of Best Questions Ever
Non-Partisan Questions
Halloween Headaches 1.0

October 2008

Just Curious
What You Should Be For Halloween
Shoot First, Ask Questions Two Weeks Later
Paul Frank for President
Saucy and Mountie Questions of the Week
Answer My Q's or Lose

September 2008

KC'S Guide to Buying Gifts for KC
I Fought "The Fire"
Mind Your A's and Q's
I've Got Q's, You've Got A's
One Month Later
For Me It Will Always Be Too Soon (Not Funny)
Why Oh Why?
My Fantasy Football Team
Don't Be Such a Query

August 2008

Even Crippled, I Have Questions
Thank You
Kc in Recovery
Questions for You
My Feminine Side
Paul Frank vs. X vs. kc
Why So Serious?
In Defense of NYC

July 2008

The Hugging Lion
Excuse Me, I Have a Question
Parting Words
Quick Queries
An Open Letter to Our Forefathers
I Don't Want to Be Smart Any More
Nate Questions His Way, So Do I
Savage Love vs. kc
The Truth Behind the Texts
Nothing For Your Thoughts
Will Someone Please Answer Me?
Feeling Horny?

June 2008

Alarming
I Need Answers!
Ha Ha, He Said "Motherfucker Cocksucker"
Harrison Ford Face Off
My Maiden Voyage