Monthly archives
April 2012
Good AnswersThe Other Side of the Podium
March 2012
An Old ConfessionMy New Favorite Story
February 2012
My First Everclear ExperienceYour Name in Print
Things the USA Has That the ROK Doesn't
January 2012
Homecoming: Part 1December 2011
What I Meant to Say Was...November 2011
Fuck Like a 19-Year-OldGay Stuff in Korea
How to Almost Kill a Taxi Driver in a Few Easy Steps
KC's Cooking Date Semi-Disaster
The Deal
September 2011
Sounding SmartKorean Shorties, Part 2
Korean Shorties, Part 1
Two Ball Torsion
Get Me Off This Bus (A Song)
August 2011
Want to Cum to My Dorm Room?Passport
Greatest Play Ever
KC vs. The Trailer Park: Part 3 of 3
KC vs. The Trailer Park: Part 2 of 3
KC vs. The Trailer Park: Part 1 of 3
New Old Swear Words
July 2011
Korean Family DinnerKorean Weatherman
How Umbrellas Break (A Chart)
Explaining Strip Clubs
June 2011
Bouncer Wisdom: RetirementHow I Read PIC
My Game
May 2011
If Internet Comments Existed in 1945The Eating Game
April 2011
KC's Quick Guide to KoreaMy Mom with the Dragon Tattoo
Single in Korea
Hey Hollywood: Grow Some Balls
March 2011
Happy Anniversary to Me!Big Huge Horrible Tragedy
Watch Out for the Banana: Part 3 of 3
Watch Out for the Banana: Part 2 of 3
Watch Out for the Banana: Part 1 of 3
February 2011
Running Away, Part 2Running Away, Part 1
The Worst Smell Ever, Part 3 (The Finale)
The Worst Smell Ever, Part 2
The Worst Smell Ever, Part 1
KC vs. His Nemesis
January 2011
The White Powder That Keeps Me GoingRough Week
KC Defends the USA
December 2010
Your Teachers Lie to YouA Mouthful for the Tobacco Industry
How I Picked My Facebook Cartoon
November 2010
North Korea Walks Into a BarEven With Looming War, Korean Kids Say Funny Stuff
Getting Older
Halloween Headaches 2010
Fire Eggs
October 2010
The Fart to End All FartsHow to Make Your Dick Bigger
9 Awesome Things About Being Gay
Tim Burton to Direct Updated, Darker Version of "Winnie the Pooh"
Pre-Halloween Headaches
September 2010
Dropping the G BombEven More Funny Things Korean Kids Say
Gay Stuff to Say While Watching UFC
August 2010
(Korean) Kids Say the Gosh Darn Funniest Things, Part 2Awesome Korean Beer Commercial
I Don't Know the Name of My Poison
July 2010
Choose Wisely, Sucka(Korean) Kids Say the Funniest Things
I'm Still Here Suckas! (KC in the ROK)
June 2010
Deez Nupts: 2010 PreviewYes, My Organs and I are Moving to Korea
May 2010
Why I RunThe Different Kinds of Ovens
Hey Jude
An Ode to the Best Mom in the World
KC Against Mothers Driving
My First Tattoo, or, An Introduction to a New Pain
April 2010
Your Ad Here - Or, KC Sells OutMy Brilliant Theory on Sequels (From When I was Eleven)
What You Missed Tonight, Baby...
KC's Dream About Rebel Girl
March 2010
Meet Singles in Your AreaGettin' Girl Drunk
Bouncer Wisdom: Hook Ups
Why I Still Like Saint Paddy's Day
Bouncer Wisdom: Disguises
Meeting Your Ex's Ex
Bouncer Wisdom: Chewing Tobacco
Please Make Me the Netflix Spokesperson
The Reason Why
February 2010
Bouncer Wisdom: One-LinersBouncer Wisdom: Bulletproof Juice
When Your Mouth Writes a Check Your Ass Can't Cash
KC's Comprehensive Guide for Buying Wine
Bouncer Wisdom: Bar Room Brawls
The Advantages of Living with a Girl
Things to Do in Denver for Valentine's Day
Bouncer Wisdom: Door Dough
January 2010
Bouncer Wisdom: Respect at the DoorBecome My Follower, Lil Sheepy
KC vs. Turtlenecks
Why the USA is Better Than the Moon
Why I Rented The Tale of Despereaux
December 2009
A Misfit Looks at ThirtyWhat's On My Dick? (The Spotted Dong Story)
The Day I Met Nelson Mandela
My Christmas List
KC as an Artist and a Young Man
Thanks for the Holidays 2009
November 2009
Kiss a Little Longer: A Hair's TaleWhat's With the Beard?
Mayans Predict "2012" Movie Will Suck
What's With the Hair?
So Long Foundry!
Halloween Headaches 2.51
October 2009
Halloween Headaches 2.0Tim Tebow Already in NFL Hall of Fame, Committee Says
Effing Yankee Fans
KC's Cutest Story Ever
Tawkin' To My Bitchez
September 2009
Screw Polar BearsSorry Pervs
My Thoughts on Disney Buying Marvel
Road Trip Warrior: Denver to Sioux Falls
August 2009
Happy Birthday Mekaneck!Denver Six Gun Salute
Dear Gay People, Keep Doing What (And Who) You're Doing
July 2009
Check Out Deez Nupts 2009Yes I Read "Twilight" But Let Me Explain
Hey Michael Bay, Transformers 2 SUCKED!!!
June 2009
My Deep Dark SecretKC vs. Bumper Sticker Logic: Dismembering Your Member
Happy Birthday Old Clicky
Don't Spoil This For Me, Please!
May 2009
Hey George Lucas!Oh Wow, Yet Another Plague
April 2009
I'm Getting More PopularKC = NYC Tour Guide
Candied Questions
Foolish Questions
March 2009
Bar Facts for Saint Paddy'sInvisible Brain
Tattoo Drive
High Fallutin' Writin'
February 2009
Lentil QuestionsKC's Valentine's Day Romance
Why Don't You Answer Me?
Personal and/or Ethical Weekly Questions
How Much I Like Boobs (Cartoon)
January 2009
A Few Honest Questions For You to AnswerCanada Geese: The New Terrorist Threat
More Questions For You
Post Holiday Questions of the Week
December 2008
Vintage 2008Happy Birthday To Me
A Shot, A Beer and Some Therapy
Non-Essay Questions
Happy Holiday Questions
Weekly Questions at the Bar
November 2008
Thankful QuestionsQualitio Controllo
Weakly Asked Weekly Questions
Want to See Me Mostly Naked?
Let Me Be Honest With You
Sort of Best Questions Ever
Non-Partisan Questions
Halloween Headaches 1.0
October 2008
Just CuriousWhat You Should Be For Halloween
Shoot First, Ask Questions Two Weeks Later
Paul Frank for President
Saucy and Mountie Questions of the Week
Answer My Q's or Lose
September 2008
KC'S Guide to Buying Gifts for KCI Fought "The Fire"
Mind Your A's and Q's
I've Got Q's, You've Got A's
One Month Later
For Me It Will Always Be Too Soon (Not Funny)
Why Oh Why?
My Fantasy Football Team
Don't Be Such a Query
August 2008
Even Crippled, I Have QuestionsThank You
Kc in Recovery
Questions for You
My Feminine Side
Paul Frank vs. X vs. kc
Why So Serious?
In Defense of NYC
July 2008
The Hugging LionExcuse Me, I Have a Question
Parting Words
Quick Queries
An Open Letter to Our Forefathers
I Don't Want to Be Smart Any More
Nate Questions His Way, So Do I
Savage Love vs. kc
The Truth Behind the Texts
Nothing For Your Thoughts
Will Someone Please Answer Me?
Feeling Horny?
June 2008
AlarmingI Need Answers!
Ha Ha, He Said "Motherfucker Cocksucker"
Harrison Ford Face Off
My Maiden Voyage







