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Sarah: WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN A GUY!?
Mandy: Because guys have cooties.
Sarah: True, but they sure are fun to makeout with!
Mandy: Ewww now YOU have cooties!
Sarah: Well what do you get when you have sex with them?
Mandy: ...STDs or babies.
-Lemme lemme upgrade ya
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(PG-13, 70 lines)A scale isn't the only way to help fatties face the truth about their weight problem.
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By Alex Bash
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