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Classics II
By Scott Goodyer April 24, 2008
Dear Wayne,
Hi.
You're probably wondering who this letter is from. I want to tell you and I will one day, but now is not the right time.
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Hi.
You're probably wondering who this letter is from. I want to tell you and I will one day, but now is not the right time.
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Re: Magician for hire
By Scott Goodyer April 24, 2008
Date: Nov 9, 2006 12:33 EST
From: John Bell {John&Cindy@home.net}
To: WallyTheMagician@magic.com
Subject: Re:Magician for hire
Dear Walter,
You sound great!!
See you this Saturday then!
John.
Date: Nov.7, 2006 5:49 EST
From: WallyTheMagician@magic.com
To: John&Cindy@home.net
Subject: Magician for hire Read More »
From: John Bell {John&Cindy@home.net}
To: WallyTheMagician@magic.com
Subject: Re:Magician for hire
Dear Walter,
You sound great!!
See you this Saturday then!
John.
Date: Nov.7, 2006 5:49 EST
From: WallyTheMagician@magic.com
To: John&Cindy@home.net
Subject: Magician for hire Read More »
Santa is Coming!
By Scott Goodyer April 24, 2008
Dear Chuck,
Hey thanks for the lift yesterday to work - Really appreicated that.
Is your phone line down right now? I'm trying to call you but it says the number isn't in service!? What's going on with that?
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Hey thanks for the lift yesterday to work - Really appreicated that.
Is your phone line down right now? I'm trying to call you but it says the number isn't in service!? What's going on with that?
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Halloween II
By Scott Goodyer October 29, 2006
Dear Son,
The monster under your bed is named Lord Helmut.
He was once a man in the 14th century before he was crufied as a witch and set on fire at the cross. As he was burning alive he quicky managed to make a pack with the devil. The deal was he would survive the burning in exchange for his soul.
And so he lost his soul.
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The monster under your bed is named Lord Helmut.
He was once a man in the 14th century before he was crufied as a witch and set on fire at the cross. As he was burning alive he quicky managed to make a pack with the devil. The deal was he would survive the burning in exchange for his soul.
And so he lost his soul.
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The Birds 'n the Bees - Presentation Script
By Scott Goodyer October 20, 2006
Hi Jonathan, your mother, being a single parent, has invited me into your house today to talk to you about the birds and the bees. She feels this kind of discussion should be between yourself and another male.
Instead of a boring talk like I got when I was a kid, I thought it would be more interesting to put on a video presentation for you.
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Instead of a boring talk like I got when I was a kid, I thought it would be more interesting to put on a video presentation for you.
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Cover Letter
By Scott Goodyer October 12, 2006Thursday, October 12, 2006
Miss Janice Taylor
Human Resource Director
765 Wellington Street East
Dear Miss Taylor,
Re: Dot Matrix printer ad
By Scott Goodyer October 6, 2006
Dear Mr. R. Carpenter,
I figured I'd email you instead of playing another round of fuckin' phone tag. Until that sweet day comes, when I can finally own a female cyborg with a sweet pair of tits and a brain that is only programmed to insert my sweet nuts into her mouth all day long,....technology will remain annoying.
And I'll continue to complain.
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I figured I'd email you instead of playing another round of fuckin' phone tag. Until that sweet day comes, when I can finally own a female cyborg with a sweet pair of tits and a brain that is only programmed to insert my sweet nuts into her mouth all day long,....technology will remain annoying.
And I'll continue to complain.
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Our First Gig
By Scott Goodyer October 5, 2006
From: Chaz {GetHERdone@hotmail.com}
To: Bobby {Bobby2hotty@gmail.com}, Heather {Tits45@hotmail.com}, Johnny {J-AIDS@hotmail.com}
Sent: Monday, October 02, 2006 4:34 PM
Subject: Lets do this!
Hey Comedy Troupe!
Finally after a full year of auditioning....I finally got us our first GIG!!!.....well kind of.
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To: Bobby {Bobby2hotty@gmail.com}, Heather {Tits45@hotmail.com}, Johnny {J-AIDS@hotmail.com}
Sent: Monday, October 02, 2006 4:34 PM
Subject: Lets do this!
Hey Comedy Troupe!
Finally after a full year of auditioning....I finally got us our first GIG!!!.....well kind of.
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Sir Zach Attack
By Scott Goodyer September 26, 2006
Dear Father,
Long time, no talk.
How are things? Its been what? 9 years since I last talked to you. You dead yet old man? haha.
I'm doing well for myself.... Real well actually.
Finally found myself a woman.
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Long time, no talk.
How are things? Its been what? 9 years since I last talked to you. You dead yet old man? haha.
I'm doing well for myself.... Real well actually.
Finally found myself a woman.
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Suicide Letter
By Scott Goodyer September 23, 2006
Dear Little Jakey,
I'm writing this letter (and don't worry, no big words allowed) to you because I have some bad news to tell you: I'm sorry, but you won't be able to come over anymore for your after school daily royal rumble wrestling matches. :-(
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I'm writing this letter (and don't worry, no big words allowed) to you because I have some bad news to tell you: I'm sorry, but you won't be able to come over anymore for your after school daily royal rumble wrestling matches. :-(
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Celebrity
By Scott Goodyer September 19, 2006
Dear Horatio,
Your son Felix found a picture of you sleeping on the world wide web.
Why didn't you tell your a celebrity??
Why were you on world wide web??? Felix google you. Are you a real celbrity now?
Sometime i wonder why we divorce. Maybe you want to come back home please?
I love,
Antonia
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Your son Felix found a picture of you sleeping on the world wide web.
Why didn't you tell your a celebrity??
Why were you on world wide web??? Felix google you. Are you a real celbrity now?
Sometime i wonder why we divorce. Maybe you want to come back home please?
I love,
Antonia
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