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Oh, Fancy Seeing You Here At The Abortion Clinic, Bristol Palin
Oh, hey Bristol. What's going on.
Cool, cool. So yeah, sorry I never called you after that night...
Glad you're over it.
Oh, you're seeing that Levi douche now?
I mean..what a great guy! Yeah, good guy, good. fuckin'. guy.
You look a little fat, Bristol. Are you a couple months fat?
Oh! You're pregnant. I hadn't heard.
Fucking Levi's the father?
Soooooo...what are you doing here at the abortion clinic?
Oh, just looking around?
Hey, did you hear abortions are half off this week?
They're practically giving abortions away!
Why are you frowning? What's wrong?
You look like you want to do something, but you can't.
Oh, yes, if only I could be that baby. Snuggled warmly and nestling in your plump, warm breasts! Oh, wait, shit, then a dude would be kissing me and I'd be gay! Oh my God I've never been so torn in my life!
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Stick to this shit -- not the psycho-killer creeped-out future-homicide-investigation shit you've been doing. This is actually funny, and will never be useful as evidence for the prosecution.
I have to agree....this one has got some wit to it and its topical too. Much better for me too than that other freaky stuff.
I don't know if nuzzling into Bristol's boobage is worth being named Trig and having downs. I'd rethink it. I mean you could always kill her and nuzzle her boobs for as long as the corpse stayed intact.
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