Once that uninhibited college feeling washes over your feeble little mind, there’s no turning back. Your inner bro is watching this Total Frat Movie.
Author: Court Sullivan
Next time you're looking to satisfy that taste-craving appetite, swing by the nearest convenience store and tell them you want a BIG AZ burger or chicken sandwich.
The first thing you'll experience with the Emperor is "The Big Red Bang," in which your initial unwrapping of the plastic results in a rapid expansion of microsuede.
Thank you kindly for the invitation to your Friday soiree. It is with deepest apologies, soberest regret, and widest emotions that I must decline, however.
There's something else I've been meaning to address, and that's the American Public. I mean, whatta you have to do to get an audience around here, run for president?
My biggest fear at the cemetery was getting beat up at lunch, an occurrence that I had yet to witness happen to anyone on any of my other first days of digging holes.
In lieu of tipping or dealing with the implied shame of not tipping the bathroom attendant at a strip club, a lot of guys will choose to just NOT wash their hands. Not me.
Julian Asange recounts his intense drug trip at a college dubstep show, as well as his experience coming all over a girl who was already passed out.
Heather Linn was finishing her junior year at Northlake High School in 1988. Little does she know, I've seen (and contributed to) her juicy little yearbook secrets.
If you're an Iranian citizen, and you ever wanted proof that your country is struggling economically, or led by wacky dudes, the US drone photos are just what you've been waiting for!