Six Ways Women Use the Word "Pussy" During Sex

Woman wearing a big vagina costume

Somebody sent me a picture the other day of an outfit that Britney Spears is wearing on her latest Circus Tour. I immediately noticed a very familiar, yet troubling sight: her vagina. Britney was for some reason wearing a crotchless get up with only transparent hosiery. I sent the picture around to ask others if they also noticed another surprise appearance of America's favorite shaved celebrity. To my surprise, I discovered that only a few people recognized the strange gap in Britney's britches.

However, today I happened to receive a video from a friend confirming what I knew all along: it's footage from a recent show where Britney is wrapping up a song and doesn't realize the mic is still on and shouts to somebody off stage, "My pussy is hanging out!"

My first thought was, "Holy shit. She isn't lip synching." Then I got sad reminiscing about the days when I would have killed for a glimpse at her goods. After years of stroking it to that fantasy, I was crushed when I realized she had an ugly vagina. I continued to hold out hope that if I put a paper bag over it she might still be fuckable, but then she killed the moment by referring to it as "my pussy."

Britney Spears in see-thru costume during Circus TourI guess some dudes boner up over such foul language, but I just can't stomach the pussy talk. Sorry folks. As far as I'm concerned, a girl should never actually reference her vagina unless she quietly and simply points at it—and even then discretion is important.

In order to clarify my point, I have drafted a list of six ways I've heard a female drop the P word.

1. "Slam your cock into my pussy," or, more simply, "Fuck my pussy."

There have been two times I have fallen off the bed laughing during a hookup. The first time I was going down on my high school girlfriend for the first time and she farted in my mouth. Laughing was the only thing I could do to avoid vomiting and totally destroying the self-esteem of that bitch.

The other time came immediately after a girl failed badly at dirty talking by whispering the first of the two aforementioned gems in my ear. I probably would have sprained my penis when I hit the ground had it not gone flaccid in mid-air. You see, the first rule of any hookup is to avoid being laugh out loud funny. If you are about to say something filthy involving your pussy, I promise you, it sounds better in your head. The second you open your mouth and say something like "Jam that big dick in my pussy," don't be surprised if you find a penis down your throat to stop you from massacring the moment.

2. "My pussy is hungry for your cock."

Just gross stuff here. I heard this in one of those free 3-minute internet porn clips that are responsible for making your actual sex life both mundane and disappointing. The thought of a vagina eating something is like watching a woman give birth in reverse. You're getting paid to fuck, lady, not to mouth off about your snatch's vial need for sustenance. Make your ridiculously exaggerated noises, fake your orgasm, and then seriously, shut the fuck up.

3. "I'll say ‘pussy,' but I'll never say the C word."

Are you serious? You're "ladylike" enough to call it "the C word," but you take a trip to P-town any time the bus shows up? Who are you to make this distinction between which unattractive word should be censored? Don't be a cunt. That trash you're spewing about your "va-JJ" just burned a scarlet P all over your face, as if you had just been to Mike Tyson's tattoo butcher.

4. "Ouch! You burned my pussy!"

This winner ironically happened while I was out at a sushi restaurant. A drunk bimbo and her boyfriend sat at the bar when he apparently spilled some green tea on her. She shouted loud enough for everyone in the place to cringe. The boyfriend of course sealed the deal by yelling back louder, "I DID NOT BURN YOUR PUSSY!"

Why the fuck was it necessary for this woman to say anything other than "ouch"? I applaud the boyfriend for repeating the line simply to show her how ridiculous she sounded. I'm pretty sure that even if she literally had firecrotch nobody would have doused her flames simply because you don't scream about your pussy in public.

5. "I can make my pussy queef on command."

This comment made me want to grab the girl's head, throw it down between her legs, and rub her face in it, all the while shouting "NO!" If you are going to behave like an animal, I am going to treat you like one. We've all been there during sex the first time you hear the inevitable queef. You both try to fuck your way through it, but the increased speed only makes it happen over and over again. This proves to me that sex is really just for shits and giggles. That being said, queefing is only one of the many disgusting things vaginas do and should never be done intentionally, much less verbalized.

6. "Stop being a pussy and get over here and fuck me."

Best 15 seconds of my life.



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Paul's picture

Thank you! I was hooking up with a chick and she said "I want your cock inside my pussy", and I didn't laugh out loud, but in hindsight I wish I did. It definitely ruined it for me. When I told people later they thought it was no big deal. What the fuck?

Dirty talk does nothing for me except make me laugh. Sex is already kind of funny, don't push it over the edge.

it realli isnt a big deal, like when she said that, you shouldve talked to her and been like 'hey dont say that plz thats a turnoff' ya know????? its common sence

This article has all kinds of MISINFORMATION. First of all, lots of guys like dirty talk. Some even require it to get off. So "I want your cock inside my pussy" and "My pussy is hungry for your cock" might sound stupid to some but it's a turn-on for many others and even necessary for a few guys. Porn is full of dirty talk. My girl isn't much for it but to be honest, I would love it if she did talk dirty to me.

Secondly, there is a HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "PUSSY" AND "CUNT". You have to be brain dead to not understand this. Some girls are okay with pussy but very very few are okay with cunt. Although both can be seen as offensive, pussy is a little more innocent (pussy cat) whereas cunt is more crass sounding and is used as an insult to both men and women (You cunt!).

The author also sounds like he's got resentment, baggage, and just general disdain for women. All of his articles have a very hostile tone when talking about the opposite sex and it seems to interfere with his writing. If he's been burned or cheated on in the past, perhaps he should take a break from the ladies or maybe switch to the other team altogether. I have a difficult time believing women voluntarily have sex with him?! He probably has to prey on those poor women who have no self-esteem.

THANK YOU....Finally someone with some fucking common sense! I was starting to lose it reading this dumbass article and then reading some off these so called "men's" replies to the article. Once again thank you!!

I'm starting to wonder if some of you guys are bi or closet gays. Because if a chick said that to me I wouldn't laugh I'd pound her PUSSY like a man. How is sex funny? You must not know what the fuck you're doing. Tell me how sex is "funny", i'm so curious. You're either gay, bi, seriously lacking when it comes to having sex, or just need to grow up and become a man

Kate Stephenson's picture

The word "pussy" makes me uncomfortable, kind of like the word "moist."

I'll give ya that "moist" is a turn off and gross sounding to me.

I'll give ya that "moist" is a turn off and gross sounding to me.

You guys are all a bunch of pussies.

Seriously? That is the silliest thing I've heard in my life. For the record some men dig it. A boyfriend of mine used to get turned on if I even called someone a cunt.

Eric Ott's picture

For the Record:

I guess some dudes boner up over such foul language, but I just can't stomach the pussy talk.

I covered that already. This is about me (laughing at you)

Also, I'm sorry that the relationship with "cunt" boy didn't work out. or were you saying that you have multiple dudes around to occupy your time?

When you're a man and ya cant stomach "pussy talk" or the word pussy, chances are ya might be a bit gay" Do you like "dick talk" that would be a good way to answer the question of what team you're playing for.

Senor_Plavic's picture

i WANT THAT cOSTUME

I think you might be gay

Sounds about right to me. Either way I think he's an asshole.

mara's picture

i agree with the first commenter!
sex is awkward if you don't have a sense of humor about it and those examples of talking dirty would probably make me keel over from laughing my ass off too. or just stop dead in my..."tracks" and be like "WHAT? seriously? your done. no really. get out. leave the cloths...just go"
i am glad i am not a guy because for obvious reasons i will never have to hear most of those although i have had to say them before
and i feel rediculous
dude you are hilarious.
i actually like the bottoms on that outfit if that is in fact the picture in question
[i don't see her vagina [and i am not going to look]]
...as underwear

I think you're in the minority. I'm sure they've done polls on this stuff i'm gonna goole it and check it out. If you think having sex is funny then something is wrong. I mean funny shit can happen sometimes when you're fucking but to say that ya have to have a sense of humor when fucking just sounds goofy.

You have a problem with puss because you obviously prefer dick

I'm sorry, but guys talk about their dicks all the time, and a girl's pussy is really the only part of her body that you're interested in, so what's wrong with her talking about it? I'm quite certain that if some bitch poured green tea on your dick you'd yell about it. Quit bitching.

Nice! Thank you!

Agreed

boys are afraid of pussy and giggle at the very thought of that "icky" word. lol

Men love it and arent ashamed of that part of the female anatomy. Pussy is one of the sweetest words I know. Some of these commenters make sex and pussy seem like its something you should be shamed of and should avoid it if you can. Grow up and enjoy it, life is way to short not to. Damn!!!

My thoughts EXACTLY. Bunch of weird mother fuckers on here man. After I read the article and seen some of the dumbass comments I had to read them over again just to make sure I was reading it right because it sounded so damn stupid. To be honest some of the guys comments sounded down right gay. I'm soo glad to hear that someone see's it the way I do, now I don't feel like i'm going crazy!

You are a dick!

wow, i agree with a previous poster - whoever wrote this most likely just hasn't figured out yet that he's gay

This article is old so maybe the comment won't be read...but I thought it worth noting.

There aren't many beautiful words in English to reference a woman's parts. I emphasize the word beautiful because unfortunately there are a lot of ugly words. It comes down to vagina (a bit clinical) and pussy if a woman wants to reference herself.

The article is a point of view and also aimed at humor. Unfortunately it has some offensive implications...that a pussy is something disgusting or offensive to talk about.

If you can't say the word, maybe you shouldn't be playing with one? If you don't like the word itself, talk to Webster's and see if we can come up with a better one. I think most women would be open to that.

I think that there is no real answer to this problem. Some people like the word pussy some dont. It has to be called something, but maybe some people just dont like dirty talk. I think it can be fun, depending on the degree of sex going on (rough vs. normal or soft). I refer to mine as a vagina when im just talking about it because it makes me laugh. *so what? its there and the only problem with talking about it is: who minds me talking about it* I dont want to laugh while im fucking so i call it a pussy unless im having really rough sex then it is a cunt. :/ There is no real need for dirty talk but for those who like it that can be considered. Also if it is soft or romantic sex you dont have to refer to it directly. Say something about "being inside" or something. I hope my input helps. Pussy does seem like its a dirty word, but its not that big of a deal. If someone does not like that word they should discuss with someone before they become intimate with them.

You are obviously gay. Go suck your boyfriend off and leave women alone.

I would have to agree your gay so come out of the closet already....

Pussy is an awesome word, right up there with cunt. Come out of the closet ^

Yea, dude is def gay, and I think some of the guys that posted are gay or bi to. Pussy is one of my favorite words. What the fuck else are ya supposed to call it when yer fucking besides cunt, which a few women i've been with have actually liked to. The article is bullshit, the dude is gay, probably turned gay when the chick farted in his face lol. Probably knew he was gay and did it to fuck with him.

Women who refer to their twats, cunts and snatches as pussies are amazing.

You should probably stop using the term "boner up", though. It sounds like something someone would say in prison..

Anyway... relax. Pussy is great. Women, keep saying it. Don't let "boner up" guy scare you away from that wonderful word about your special place.

Luv ya! Bye, bye!

Hey, I'm female and I love using the word pussy. It's great. It can be comical if you want it to be. It can be used in different ways. It's also an example of using language that is deemed 'taboo' in our culture as a source of empowerment. Own it. Claim it. And for people, especially the men here who claim offense here, get over it!

THANK YOU!!!

PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY. There. I said it. LOL :)

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i don't like using it and even in other language (that make me shy lol)
BUT i do say it to my baby because he like it and that makes him feel ...:D mmmmmmm

Wow.. What alot of shit..

When it comes down to it... ITS JUST A WORD! The only person who should even consider changing saying it for it your partner. Nobody else should matter.. Ther is no need for this debate...

Grow up and gain some common sense..

yeah, im a girl and i never say pussy. it just sounds pornstar-ish and is just a weird word. and i dont call my vag a cunt either, i call people cunts. i feel like there are no good words for vagina...

Eric Ott's picture

Thank you for all of the positive feedback and advice. The things I found most supportive were

"You should probably stop using the term "boner up", though. It sounds like something someone would say in prison..

Anyway... relax. Pussy is great. Women, keep saying it. Don't let "boner up" guy scare you away from that wonderful word about your special place. Luv ya! Bye, bye!"

The serpent is right. I get out in 3 years with good behavior. Luv ya too!

"If you can't say the word, maybe you shouldn't be playing with one?"

Andreaa, you'll be happy to note that I am now comfortable with using the P word in the past tense. baby steps.

And of course now that I've tried the D, thanks to the many suggestions out there, I hate that word too.

Jeff Gassen's picture

First it's constricting, then it becomes a part of you.

Are you out of your mind? I think when girls talk dirty like that it is hotter than hell. Also what the hell is wrong with the word pussy? I love hearing a woman tell me to fuck her pussy, huge turn on. What the hell do you call it when you're having sex "vagina"? Oh baby you're vagina is so tight and wet? Give me a break! I guess to each their own, but damn, I've never heard anyone with such a problem with dirty talk during sex or the word pussy.

you might need to change what kind of soap you use or what kind of unaerewr you wear. I wouldnt suggest moistening your gina yourself for no reason (unless your having sex). That can lead to yeast infections! If it gets baaaad i would go see your dr.