You’re Invited to a Free Work Dinner
After last year’s summer get-together dinner, and the not-so-fun harassment lawsuit with Dave and Buster’s staff, we’ve decided to make this a sober event.
Tag: Satire
I Am Your Streaming Algorithm—You Will Watch “The Rainmaker”
You have decided to watch “London Has Fallen.” “London Has Fallen” is not “The Rainmaker.” I recommend you watch “The Rainmaker.”
I’m Begging You: Ask Yourself These Questions Before Ruining Your Life with a Truck
Do you want to wear a neck brace every day for the rest of your life? My wife filed for divorce because she couldn’t stand to be seen with me.
The Worst Part About Renting a Summer House Is Being at the Center of a Reality Show Scandal
I never saw myself as a Hamptons person. I also never saw myself at the center of a scandal on a Bravo reality show, but here we are.
Let’s Get Ready for the 2547 Millennial Faire!
Look at all of us, using email emulators to conduct official faire business!
Welcome to Subway, I’ll Be Your Sandwich Artist Today
I require 10 minutes of uninterrupted eye contact so I can absorb your aura and determine what kind of personalized sandwich art to create for you.
Shopping for Father’s Day When You’re His Secret Family
What do you get a man who already has everything, including three other children who live in a nice neighborhood and are allowed to use his last name?
Emergency Exit Locked—Would You Like to Start a Free Trial?
We noticed you’re attempting to exit the burning building. Nice choice! Unfortunately, emergency exits are not included in your current plan.
Your Dad Designs a Clinical Trial to Test the Claim “A Little Dirt Never Hurt Anyone”
Based on my literature review of opening my eyes in public, everyone is afraid to get some mud under their fingernails and quality of life is one foot in the junkyard.
You’ve Subscribed to My Domstack
Substack might have more than 35 million active submissives on their platform, but we do things a little differently around here.
Things I Learned About Phishing from My Dad Last Weekend
It’s better to start with the minnows and then move on to the whales. Tricking an employee to divulge secrets is easier than tricking the CEO.
At WikiFeet, We Reject Phony AI Toes
The administrators of wikiFeet, a group of men who refer to ourselves as the “Dukes of wikiFeet,” pledge to stomp out any generative little piggies whenever they appear.