Ordinary People, Dances with Wolves, Forrest Gump—we've all sat with disappointment on Oscar night as the wrong picture ends up with the Best Picture piece of gold. It's not something that would easily be fixed by shaking up those who cast the votes for the Academy. Read More »

Top 5 Sexiest Female Vampires
By Andrei Trostel

Nothing says Happy Halloween like sultry vampiric vixens. Us straight guys really only watch vampire movies and shows for one of two reasons: the occasional scantily clad hottie, dressed in all black, that you know for a fact will ravage you and suck you dry without giving it a second thought; or the idea of actually being an eternally young, hot, powerful vampire yourself and seducing, taking and having whatever woman you desire, who is left powerless simply by the superior strength of your mind. Read More »

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as "Hopscotch: The Knee-Buckling Killer" and "Betty, God and You: A Love Triangle Built on Fear."

I'm here today to tell you a little bit about the okays and not okays of internet dating. Read More »

I've heard the question asked too many times to count: "Why do the assholes always get hot chicks?" I definitely wouldn't consider myself the token hot chick, but I once walked into ProCopy wearing a bumming-around-in-sweatpants type outfit and caught one of the college age employees rating me an 8 to another employee. Read More »

We've all been there: you find yourself driving by a certain part of town when you see the sign for a "Massage Parlor" or "Asian Spa" in a spot that doesn't obligate a massage parlor or have a single Asian person living nearby, and using your Russell-Crowe-like mind you cracked this code and read the sign as it was intended to be read: "Handjobs ‘R Us." Read More »

1. Play Hide-and-Seek

This applies to "Ghosts in the Graveyard," four-square, and pretty much any other game you used to enjoy.  If you're still engaging in these activities, odds are you're the only participant over the age of twelve, or you're drunk.  Read More »

Ahh yeah, The Brothers. The Twins. Your Sack O' Surprises. Whatever your pet name for your scrotum is, it is very important to you. After all, you've had your ball sack for nearly your entire life, and you know it better than any other person. Maybe it has a distinctive feature that deems it unique, like a mole or a freckle. Read More »

To most men, relaxing until their metabolism gives up is a God-given talent and an innate ability we discovered when we gave up diapers for the toilet because it gave us a place to sit and read comic strips. Relaxing is the reason we own hot tubs, La-Z-Boys, and women: warmth, comfort, and feedings respectively. Read More »

1. Find a wounded puppy.

A good percentage of the female population loves puppies. It's genetic. And what woman wouldn't want a guy willing to take care of a wounded puppy?

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Listen ladies, if there was ever a great time to be a woman, it's now. We're accepted into and attend college more often than our male counterparts. We can have all the dirty, raunchy, guilt-free sex we want. We're even allowed to wear pants now and vote. It's a pretty awesome deal, I must say. Read More »

In 2004, Justin Rebello wrote his list of the top 10 worst movies of all time. Hilarity ensued. Five years later, I think we can all agree there has been an overwhelming amount of terrible movies in and out of America's theaters. Read More »

Somebody sent me a picture the other day of an outfit that Britney Spears is wearing on her latest Circus Tour. I immediately noticed a very familiar, yet troubling sight: her vagina. Britney was for some reason wearing a crotchless get up with only transparent hosiery. Read More »

For a vacation spot that encourages, nay, demands debauchery at every turn, it's odd that Vegas isn't the most popular Spring Break destination, considering it can match, if not beat, any other vacation spot around. Want a beach? Hey, there's a desert! Want to mingle with other college kids while drinking? Here's a middle-aged cocktail waitress! Want blue skies and warm weather? Read More »

Since our readership at Points in Case is mostly 18-24 year old dudes looking to either kill time in between classes, waste time at work, or figure out how to sell drugs, I thought I'd help out my fellow buddies with a guide to tell if a girl is insane or not. Read More »

Thousands of years ago, the vast majority of homo sapiens evolved into homo sapiens sapiens. Some specimens, however, affected by a mutation of what later came to be known as the H1CK gene, followed a different evolutionary path. Modern genetic scientists euphemistically refer to this species as the homo-not-so-sapiens; most of us are more familiar with their pop culture epithet: hicks. Read More »