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Dos and Don'ts of the Gym

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Free weights

There's a lot of things going on in the gym. It can be a confusing place. While guides to the gym have been written and posted already, I figure it's up to me to spread more of the good word, since people at my gym are fucking idiots. Read More »

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11 Awesome Things About Being a Bouncer

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Bouncer at a club

Sometimes you just feel the need to punch somebody. And if you follow that impulse, there's a job that let's you live your fantasy. But boxing involves a lot of training, dieting and overall effort. Skip all that; grab a clipboard and become a bouncer.

Besides punching people, here are some of the benefits of standing at the door: Read More »

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How to Use Your Brain to Get Laid (The Cerebellum)

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Brain cerebellum

In Latin, "cerebellum" means "little brain," but seeing as though something as small as the tip of your dick is more or less the source of all pleasure in the world, being "little" doesn't mean a whole lot. Read More »

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Top Ten Uses for a Dead Cat

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Dead cat
10. Hide the body under your couch. Then invite your friends over and get super stoned. Bet somebody $100 that with only using your mind...you can make your cat's heart stop beating.
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Post-Party Morning After Acronyms

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Morning After in Bed

Loud noises, bright lights, and Chingy are just about the worst three things you want to deal with the morning after a rager. Fourth, however, is too many fucking syllables. It seems like after each party night, people have the exact same conversations about girls, drinking, and why their hair tastes like spermicide. Read More »

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6 Potential Obama Running Mates

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Much scrutiny has been given to Barack Obama's upcoming choice for running mate. Short lists have been circulating for months now, presenting possible picks for the Democratic nominee. Leaked lists have included senators, governors, and former military officers. The following is the most recently leaked short list: Read More »

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The Snippets and the Impure Tour (Buy the Book!)

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Stop whatever the hell it is you think you're doing right now because this is freaking the most important thing to happen to PIC since the site was created in the first place.  Nothing PIC has ever been or done can compare to the majesty you're about to witness. Read More »
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111 Rules of Bar Crashing

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Condom Wrapper

Like a wedding, a bar is a gathering of people - some family, some friends - all coming together to get drunk and celebrate something that few people really care about.

The underlying cause of going to weddings and bars is the same: get drunk, get laid, meet tons of people you'll never call, and look back at your youth and think, "Damn...I really should have wrapped it up." Read More »

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11 Things You Must Do Before You Finish College

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Naked Guy and Bouncer

Since it's summer now, you better get cracking on your reading list. Okay, while you're ignoring your books and slacking off at work, think about the things you should do before you graduate. Here are a few to help you out:

1. Go to a College Football Game Sober Read More »

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Nick Gaudio's PIC 2.Tour

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Welcome to PIC 2.0. I'm your temporary host, Nick Gaudio, devilish erudite and designated asshole around these parts. Before we start with the introduction of the staff, the bloggers (who don't get the prestigious title of staff, because they're fucking bloggers), and most importantly me, I'd like to let you know a few things about the site. Read More »

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How to Masturbate with Your Roommate in the Room

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Guy hand down pants

There comes a time in every college kid's life - HAHA, I said "come." Sorry, I'll start over. There comes a time in every college kid's life when he needs to masturbate and his roommate will just not leave the room. It's like he's frozen there. Seconds seem to be minutes. Minutes seem like hours. Read More »

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Jeff Beck's Finals Coping Strategies

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Girl studying

As I calmly stroll about campus in the weeks approaching finals, I can't help but notice the harried nature of my schoolmates, speed walking from the library to review session after review session, their faces plagued with a mixture of sweat and panic. Read More »



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