How to Conduct a Séance
A séance is a chilling ceremony where a group of drunk, giggling asshats attempt to contact spirits by performing a set of unholy rituals. Here's how to do it (most likely unsuccessfully).
Tag: Witchcraft
Harry Potter: Why Books are Different than Movies, and Get a Fucking Life
<p>I must be a low-down, dirty misanthropist, apparently. I must hate humankind; I must stomp out rainbows and kick small dogs in the stomach. I must kill innocent children; I must cheat at Monopoly; I must steal medicine from the elderly and hate America. Why?