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The above ground pool with leaves in it is a well-known suburban standard in which a sad kid’s eyes can get wistfully lost.

Some boats are still offering rides, but this is a scam. They don’t want money, they want to flip you into the water so they can laugh at you.

For the last time, put the shears down and get a hobby already. Calligraphy. Magic. Something that doesn't involve innocent living things.

We’re not real good at giving directions, so we suggest you stop by the quaint post office off Route 40 (or 14?), and ask for Hank.

Wow! A flavor of La Croix that I have never seen before! What marvel! What majesty! Bacchus blessed us with peaches and pears.

I am a swim coach for kids. That’s right, I spend my shifts in a cesspool of germs and boogers.

It is a well-known fact that only the most elite acquire specific, regional, life-threatening diseases as symbols of culture and refinement.

Fires Ablaze / Rain Fall Down / Carbon Dioxide High / Winter / Where Are All The Bees, Baby? / Another Polar Vortex

Day Two: To smooth things over with my girlfriend, I write "You'll always be my Number One worm" in gummies on the kitchen floor.

The food that Goop gave us is almost gone, but we’re not too worried since most of us had planned to reset with cleansing fasts upon our return home.

Try investing some of your funds in a planet that isn’t being pushed to the brink of environmental catastrophe.

I read an article called “Ten Reasons Why Crying is Good for You” and shed a few tears. For health reasons. I wonder what, exactly, flavonoids are.