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Thank the Gods of college admissions destiny if you go to a school big enough not to have to face regular class participation.

To move off-campus isn't to say that the college ways really change. It's just a grownup way of saying, "Look at me, I'm making moves."

An in-depth look at hookups, friends with benefits, objects of delusional sexual affection and every other dramatic relationship phase.

Hindsight is 20/20, especially when it comes to the mayhem and confusion of trying to make the most of the last hours of the year.

After you graduate, fun and alcohol come in moderation, and taxes and expenses pile up in abundance. Except rent (thanks mom and dad).

When the drunk try to communicate with the sober, anything can happen. Here are some situations you should avoid at all costs.

Reality check: New Year's Eve courtships do not last, despite the fact that it was totally meant to be.

For every successful college relationship, there are over 250,000 that never had a chance. Brush up on the language of rejection.

Finding your first apartment is a bigger pain in the ass than purchasing your first car. But it beats living with the parents.

Some people call flight attendants glorified cocktail waitresses. But only the former has to do all the dirty work herself.

As you size up your stomach, your underpaid server is quietly sizing up your wallet, growing ever resentful of the most annoying job ever.

Nothing says mixed signals like a Catholic mass where your priest expedites the worship process so he can catch the Dolphins kick-off.