Tag: KC Wins, Flawless Victory

KC Defends the USA

<p><img src="/files/u46/n10231918_40811957_7933.jpg" alt="I've got your back America..." width="400" height="300" /><br /><strong><em>(I've got your back, America)</em></strong></p>

How I Picked My Facebook Cartoon

This is the hardest decision I've made in a long time, and here's how I went through the process.<p>So to raise awareness for child abuse and neglect, a bunch of people on Facebook decided to change their profile pics to their favorite cartoons. I don't care for child abuse, and I adore cartoons. Should be a cinch, right?

North Korea Walks Into a Bar

<p><img src="/files/u46/kim_jong_il.jpg" width="400" height="559" /><br /><em>(This guy's a dick.)</em></p><p>I don't know much about politics, but I do know about bar fights—not because I'm good at them, I've just been in a lot. But I've seen this North Korea guy before plenty of times, and you probably have too.</p>

Getting Older

<p>When you get older, you start having conversations like this. PJ and I celebrate our old-man birthdays about a month apart.</p><p>PJ: So this 21-year-old chick and I have been hitting it off.</p><p>KC: Ugh.</p><p>PJ: Excuse me? Did I mention she was 21? That's so awesome! </p><p>KC: Yes. It's going to lose its cool in about 21 minutes after you start talking with her.</p>

Fire Eggs

<p><img src="/files/u46/fire_eggs.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /><br /><strong><em>(Eating my favorite snack)</em></strong></p><p><br />"KC Teacher, do you know fire eggs?" Leo asks. </p>

The Fart to End All Farts

<p>Men just want to be remembered. Whether it's by conquering the most land, the most broads, or the most Waffle House hashbrowns in under 30 minutes, we want to do something that will make people say, "Hey, that KC Freeman—he DID something with his life."</p>

Dropping the G Bomb

<p><img src="/files/u46/DSCN4102.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>"Anybody who starts a sentence with, ‘Not to sound racist, but...' is definitely a racist." - Anonymous PIC commenter.</p>

(Korean) Kids Say the Gosh Darn Funniest Things, Part 2

<p><img src="/files/u46/kkorean_kids.jpg" width="400" height="300" /></p><p><strong><em>(Para's handwriting is on top, my serial killer-style block letters are on bottom. It's sad when a 10-year-old girl learning her second language has better handwriting than a native speaker—and writer.)</em></strong>  </p>

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