Tag: KC Wins, Flawless Victory

Denver Six Gun Salute

<p><img src="/files/u2/casey-whiskey-shot.jpg" alt="Casey drinking whiskey" width="400" height="533" /></p>

Yes I Read “Twilight” But Let Me Explain

<p><img src="/files/u46/twilight.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>Sure I read "Twilight," but I don't have to defend my masculinity to you people. I bench press, gamble, start stuff on fire and thoroughly enjoy the carnal pleasures of many of my offering women friends. </p>

Hey Michael Bay, Transformers 2 SUCKED!!!

<p><img src="/files/u46/transformers-2-the-twins.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="210" /> </p><p>Hey Michael Bay,</p><p>You've officially made "Transformers 2" the shittiest movie of the summer. </p>

My Deep Dark Secret

I don't know why, but I trust you guys. I have something in my past I'm not very proud of, but I need to get it off my chest. Most of my best friends don't even know this, but I feel like coming clean to the entire public and my millions of daily PIC readers.<p>Dang, this is hard. But I told myself I was going to do it.</p><p>Here goes.</p>

KC vs. Bumper Sticker Logic: Dismembering Your Member

I have a saying, "Opinions are like exes. Everyone has them, and they're all retarded and psychotic."<p>I'm driving more since I've moved to Colorado, thus I'm seeing more bumper stickers. Generally I don't care if you're advertising what kind of stereo is in your car, your favorite shitty football team or where you went to high school. I really, really just don't give a damn. </p>

Happy Birthday Old Clicky

<img src="/files/u46/knee_anatomy.jpg" alt="" width="305" height="407" /><p>If you've been reading my "<a href="/columns/casey-freeman/my-organs-and-i-hook-up-girl">Organs</a>" series, you'll notice one of the reoccurring characters is a cranky elderly bastard named Old Clicky. And today - June 15th - is that mean old geezer's birthday. </p>

Don’t Spoil This For Me, Please!

<p><img src="/files/u46/titanic_ver3.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="569" />Hey guys, I know I'm a little behind on the times. TV news stations are getting me to understand what the hell Twitter is. I used to think "Grateful Dead" was a heavy metal band and I thought "Slumdog Millionaire" was about a rapper from the hood. </p>

Hey George Lucas!

<p><img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/files/u46/YoungSpock.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>Dear George Lucas, </p>

Oh Wow, Yet Another Plague

I'm so scared to go outside today. I might catch swine flu. Luckily, I have a bunch of duct tape, gas masks and canned goods left over from the avian flu scare. <p><img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/files/u46/zodiac-pig-pic.gif" alt="" width="400" height="313" /> </p>

I’m Getting More Popular

<p><img src="/files/u46/kc_zombie.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="299" /></p><p>(That's me, if you can believe it.)</p><p>I'm not just your favorite writer, I'm also a classically-trained, world-famous actor. I've performed in a wide range of roles in three (count 'em 1, 2, 3!) Oscar-worthy films.</p>

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