14 Signs Your Thanksgiving Turkey Should Seek Professional Help
Screams from oven heard: "I can still feel my toes! Turn it up to 900, you bitch! Come, sweet release of hellfire!"
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How to Get Revenge on Your Roommate Who’s a Protester
I'm not saying that these steps will permanently get rid of YOUR own live-in activist, but for the good of America, shouldn't you at least try?
My Dad’s Six Simple Steps to Painting a Room on Sunday
Listen Todd, the best way for me to help you paint your kid's nursery today is to use my dad's advice to me as a kid.
The Stages of Grief as They Apply to the Time You Microwaved Your Hot Dog for Way Too Long
So you burnt your weiner and almost burned down your kitchen. Perfect time to learn how to cope with life's tragedies.
5 People I Hate on the NYC Subway
I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say that no one gets on the subway to make friends. Go away, Overly Social Dude.
5 Sample Food Dreams for Eating Less During the Day
At REM Diet Therapy Associates, we program you to dream of your favorite goodies so you wake up satisfied, and eat measurably less in daytime!
10 Things You Can Do with Your Political Opinions Instead of Sharing Them on Facebook
When you get that irresistible urge to post a story about a scandal involving the political candidate you dislike, whisper the news into a seashell.
14 Things to Ask a Woman BEFORE Asking Her When She Plans on Getting Pregnant
If you'd like to ask about a woman's plans for creating a miniature human being, you should first know everything about her situation. Here's what to ask.
Top 5 Sexiest Female Slayers/Hunters
The hottest supernatural female slayer/hunters, as well as those women who just happen to have bad-ass monster-killing skills.
Five Tips for Nervous American Tourists Abroad
As a reformed predator of tourists, I feel it is my duty to make amends for all of my past wrongdoings by sharing some simple tips for traveling safely.
Six DIY Cialis Halloween Costumes for the Res-Erected Dad
Oil derricks are typically monochromatic, so eliminate the hassle of cutting a hole in your pants by just going naked. Pound a Cialis with a few shots of tequila.
Top 5 Sexiest Male Monster Hunters
Fuel up your chainsaws, polish your silver spheres, and crack the knuckles of your knife-fingered gloves: it's sexy male hunters from the movies.