<p><img src="/files/u46/xmas_kc.jpg" alt="I kiss my Christmas tree" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>So it's December, which means my grandma and mommy are asking for my Christmas list. I figured, maybe a few fans would like to make my holidays brighter by giving their most favorite writer/celebrity/studmuffin some awesome gifts. So here goes:</p>
I hope you all remember your personal favorite Valentine's Day moments during this joyous season of love and candy. Just in case you don't possess a favorite mushy moment.
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<p>Dear industrialists who helped build this great nation:<br /><br />It was 91 degrees for the sixth day in a row in NYC today. I step outside of my comfortable air conditioning and feel like I’m being punched in the face by a heat fist. The humidity is literally killing people -- and really annoying me. <br />