Which of These Crazy Activities Did NOT Happen in the Republic of Korea?
Last weekend in the ROK (Republic of Korea), well, rocked. I did a lot of things. Saw a lot of things. Drank a lot of things.
Tag: Flawless Victory
Yes, My Organs and I are Moving to Korea
<p><img src="/files/u46/kc_vs_nyc.jpeg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /><strong><em>Bon Voyage USA</em></strong></p><p>Ten years ago I made one of the toughest decisions of my life. I'd give up my family, friends, familiarities and other cool things that start with the letter "F." </p>
My First Tattoo, or, An Introduction to a New Pain
I found a mugshot of Darth Vader. Then I found a dude who actually wanted to do it, so I grabbed some cash from the ATM in NYC.
Bouncer Wisdom: Hook Ups
Lots of things seem like cool ideas when you're drunk: Taco Bell, texting your ex and fucking a bouncer.
Bouncer Wisdom: Disguises
Bouncers are kind of like superheroes. We need to hide our identity from time to time.
Bouncer Wisdom: Chewing Tobacco
Things always seem to happen just after popping in a pinch of Skoal.
Bouncer Wisdom: One-Liners
A good one-liner can make a normally mundane occurrence into an awesome event. You WANT to add insult to injury.
Bouncer Wisdom: Bulletproof Juice
How do bouncers deal? Well, besides being pompous pricks? The answer lies in a magical nectar: Bulletproof Juice.
Bouncer Wisdom: Bar Room Brawls
A lot of people think all bouncers do is fight. That's far from the truth.
Bouncer Wisdom: Door Dough
If you're not in the mood to just throw your hard-earned bucks at strange bouncers, here's other ways to give us money and why
Bouncer Wisdom: Respect at the Door
The handshake a dude gets from a bouncer shows everybody how important he is in a bar.
A Misfit Looks at Thirty
So here it is, the big one. The thirtieth birthday. Tomorrow I become socially, culturally and sexually irrelevant.