Let the Games Begin
Take off your stats-hat and relax your A-game. It's the world's first sports column you won't need to argue with your friends over later.
Take off your stats-hat and relax your A-game. It's the world's first sports column you won't need to argue with your friends over later.
The road to drunken bliss is paved with light beer and red cups. And once you learn these rules, you won't need a designated driver.
Exercise alone could never stand up to apathy and fatigue. No, it takes the motivation to topple the world's fastest distance runner for that.
Or is it? You have to admit, with players named Coco Crisp, and league suspensions for things like milk-chugging contests, the MLB is hot.
A critical, humorous take on the sports world from a self-diagnosed sports addict looking for the ultimate fix.