Today’s comedy writing from our literary humor friends around the ‘net, updated hourly.
- Choose Your Own Adventure (Endings Only) “Pg. 72: In a world of apocalyptic warfare, drone massacres, and nuclear...
- I’m the Private Messaging App Signal, and the Trump Administration Is Ruining My Brand “These galumphing Trump ad...
- A Typical Episode of Sesame Street as Imagined by Conservatives BIG BIRD: Remember, kids, there is no God. There...
- Dutton To Release Policies This Week
- Trump Signs Executive Order Outlawing Ice Cream; Democrats and Nazis Outraged
- So Far From Grace, We Might as Well Laugh to Keep From Crying
- Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
- Pro-Car, Anti-Car Factions Gather in Giddings Plaza for a Rumble
- Female Character Poses Topless AGAIN! In The Middle Of This Story
- Woman Hates Being Perceived Unless It’s By the Automatic Hand Soap Dispenser
- ‘The Secret Ingredient Is Love!’ Says Woman Who Actually Just Threw in Shit-Ton of Sugar
- Rescheduled Plans Cause Catastrophic Damage to Hair Washing Schedule
- Yeah, for Sure! Woman the Victim in Every Single One of Her Friendship Breakups
- World’s Drummers Announce Plans to Look at Ground in Every Band Photo
- Elon Announces Further Delay in Full Self Awareness
- Barbie, Ken, And Their Very Bitter Cabbage Patch Sister
- 14 Things You Should Never Say To Someone Who Works At A Website
- Evidence That Your Lawyer Isn’t a Lawyer, They Just Played One on Law & Order
- Canadians wonder if they can win trade war against famously self-sacrificing and unified Americans
- Spiritual Revelation Is Structured Like A Cataclysm
- Thank You for Flying Right: We Hope Our Robot Won’t Leak on You While Serving Pretzels
- A Tragedy: It Was Just a Shower… Until My Brother-In-Law Walked In!!
- Preparing for My Book Release Part XVI.
- Pursuer Enemies in Video Games Ranked by Our Sexual Tension
- Trump Debuts Previously Undiscovered Way to Pronounce “Cinco De Mayo”
- Australians Rescue Great White Shark Stranded In Shallow Water
- Autism: Myth Vs. Fact
- Early 2000s Media Criticized For Harsh Treatment Of D.C. Sniper
- At This Craft Bar, You’ll Wait All Night for a Cocktail
- Applebee's to offer free meals only to WWI veterans
- A Teenager Discovers “Guess What, Chicken Butt”
- After School Activity Danger Index
- The Universal Experience Of Feeling Awkward While People Sing You Happy Birthday
- Masculinity Win! An Influencer Said I Wasn’t a Real Man, so I Started Doing Everything He Said
- Hey, It’s God, Just Checking In on That Vision I Sent You?
- Liverpool fan reacts in a perfectly calm and normal way to man moving jobs
- Guy Listens To Entire Genesis Catalog While Waiting for Opportunity to Back Out of Trader Joe’s Parking Spot
- The Trumpifying of the White House
- Nigel Farage to spend VE Day celebrations reminiscing about the time he addressed a far-right rally in Germany
- Disappointed Star Wars fan could’ve sworn Star Wars Day was May the Fifth
- CARTOON: Beachfront Bargain
- Lonely Widow Already Missing Trumpet of Patriot Texts
- A Love Poem to Greenland written by J.D. Vance
- Kid Whose Dad Went Out For Cotton Candy Vape Juice Secretly Hoping He Never Comes Back
- Baby Shoes: The All-New Broadway Musical!
- Non Binary
- The Treasure Hunt — Navigating the World’s Messiest Bedroom
- Doctors uncover link between increasing number of children getting measles and their parents being gullible morons
- Respectfully, I Refuse to Stop Referring to Bad Diarrhea as ‘Emptying the Clip’
- “Is it possible you’re just pregnant?” asks doctor staring at woman’s fractured tibia
- Poilievre to run for by-election in safe rural Alberta riding, after rural Texas riding not available
- Everything I’ve Learned About Working with Wood
- Signs You Still Don’t Understand Baseball’s Balk Rule
- Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond Open Letter to the Guy with “Dad” in His LinkedIn He...
- WSDOT Investigated for Alleged Ties to MS Paint
- Game Night: Let’s Dunk on Ghosts in ‘Scarred’
- Mother’s Day
- Trump Announces Tariffs Against Wherever Pikmin Are From
- Trump sends Carney a congratulatory basket of deported children
- The Best Sex Dreams My Fried, Anxiety-Ridden Brain Is Currently Capable Of Generating
- Fonts Ranked by How Much They’d Gossip About You Behind Your Back
- A Lifelong Theatergoer Attends Her Very First Basketball Game
- I Would Do Anything for My Children As Long As It Doesn’t Affect My Lifestyle Brand
- Duffel Blog Presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases
- Help, I’m a Real Castaway, and I’ve Wandered Onto the Set of CBS’s “Survivor”
- Report: Seattle Still Absolute Hellhole
- One Less Mystery Of The Sea: Marine Biologists Have Revealed That Whale Songs Are The Whale Equivalent Of Online Hate Sp...
- Environmental Win! Tampax Has Introduced A Tampon Made Out Of Old Spiderwebs
- Coverly Keeps Up With Inflation
- What the Belladonnas Would be Doing if We Were in the Conclave
- Job Postings From My Brutally Honest Freelance Writing Newsletter
- Entry Level Entertainment Job Requires 10 Years Experience As Director's Child
- Not Fooling Anyone: This Hippopotamus Is Clearly On Ozempic
- 7 Ways to Reanimate Your Life After Motherhood Hijacked Your Body and Mind Like That Fungus From…
- If Podcasts Existed in Fairy Tales