Today’s comedy writing from our literary humor friends around the ‘net, updated hourly.
- A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought “We are the O...
- Danielle Smith applies for refugee status in USA
- Makers of Funko Pop confirm figures can no longer steal your soul
- Where do sexual fantasies come from?
- Tequila, Clooney, and the End of the World
- Zuck Sings!
- The “Ass Man” Strikes
- Every Book on Elon Musk’s Shelf Just False Lever That Reveals Yet Another Katana Room
- We’re The Arguing Couple Who Discover The Body In Law & Order
- How I, A Stay-at-Home Mom, Actually Wind Down in the Evening When My Husband Comes Home
- We Honor David Lynch’s Legacy by Looking Back at 10 Scenes from his Filmography that Made Us Say “Wow, That Was Fucked U...
- My Writing Style Is Best Described as a Cross Between Every Great Writer Ever
- FDA Bans Red Food Dye
- The Biggest Problem Threatening Our Country Is an App That Brings People Together “We need Americans to stay divi...
- Opening Band Thinks It’s Really Important You Know Their Bass Player’s Name is Steve
- Why Did a Someone Spark a Fish Fast Food Debate in a Forum for Fans of the University I Went to Back in 2010?
- Nestlé Scrambles to Bottle LA’s Remaining Water Before Firefighters Give It All Away for Free
- It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday “Fin...
- Lists Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.? “I’m the least racist person you have ever interv...
- J.D. Vance’s Inauguration Day Schedule
- In Honor of My Mom Turning One Hundred
- Egyptologists Unearth Depictions Of Simple Ramps, Levers Aliens Used To Build Pyramids
- Game Night: The Games I Didn’t Cover in 2024
- Mom Finally Joins TikTok
- Pros And Cons Of Buying Greenland
- What The Hell? Woman Still Sick Even Though It’s Been 3 Hours
- Smart! Woman Too Tired to Move from Couch to Bed Just Going to Stay Up for 3 More Hours
- All of Dad’s Good Parenting Decisions Accidental
- Kate Middleton Reveals Cancer In Remission
- Attendees to David Lynch’s Funeral Put Through Surreal Dream Journey
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- Paralyzed Pokemon Still Doing Quite A Lot Out There
- J.D. Vance Wakes Up in Cold Sweat After Nightmare Where Minimum Wage Workers Had Health Insurance
- Tips For FBI Agents Preparing To Transition To Civilian Employment
- Musk fans celebrate genius behind SpaceX successfully sending Starship 7 to explore the Caribbean ocean floor
- An Optimist’s Guide to Why The World Probably Isn’t Ending
- Point-and-Click Adventure Gamer Denied Arthritis Medication by Insurance Company
- Severance or A Visit Home To Your Parents?
- Raising A Puppy Or Raising A Baby: Which Is Harder?
- 'I'm not a perfect person' says Hegseth, who is not even a sort of ok person
- Our Marriage Needs a Gritty Reboot
- Erling Haaland signs new 115-year contract
- Oh no! My cat is the reincarnation of Genghis Khan
- I Just Don’t Understand Star Wars, Please Help
- Small Popcorn Just $70
- I Want Immortality, and I Want It Yesterday
- I Write Like AI
- Hear ye, hear ye! Governor from England returns to Upper Canada to restore the Dominion
- Reviews of Horror Movies or Comments About Riding with a New Teen Driver?
- Cat-tooning’s Ballooning
- Tomlinson Takes a Punch
- Kind Of At A Loss Here: This Bathroom Sign Seems To Declare That Absolutely Nothing Can Be Flushed Down The Toilet For A...
- How To Treat A Woman
- Man covers thermostat with barbed wire
- Veteran Duck Actor Can Only Book Those Oil Spill Soap Commercials Now
- Most Of Our Museum Exhibits Are Closed But Admission Is Still Full Price
- Overcoming My Fear of My Belly Button
- Book Club Analyzes Character Arc of Member Who Missed the Meeting
- I Want a Font That Does It All
- Retired Construction Worker Comes Back for One Last Job by Shooting His Cement Floor to Get Out Sledge Hammer he Buried
- #RudeRomComs
- Wild Priorities: Your Body Is Using A Portion Of The Nourishing Meal You Just Consumed To Make New Pubic Hair
- Today’s My Birthday, And It’s Not Funny
- Honest Explanations For Common Dog Behaviors
- A Retirement Article Written by the Friend Who Enables All Your Bad Decisions
- Navy fighter jets issued reflective belts to reduce friendly-fire incidents
- The Refrigerator in Your Parents’ Garage Would like to Explore Death with Dignity
- “Shenandoah Campsite: May I Never See You Again,” by Julia Wilson
- Teens at Cursed Summer Camp too Young to Understand Slasher’s Cool Michael Jordan Reference
- Thanks, I Guess? Inslee’s Last Act as Governor Just Changing State Flag to George Washington’s Feet
- Softening Their Stance: PETA Has Conceded That, With Everything Going On In The World Right Now, If You Want To Watch A...
- I’m the Sun When You’re Driving West at 4:30pm and I Don’t Understand Why You Hate Me
- A Voicemail From Your Mother During the Los Angeles Fires
- Rescue Shelter Cats Flown in from California to Seattle Humane Already Complaining About the Mexican Food
- Ann Telnaes and The WaPo – A “Health(y) Perspective”