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Where are all the people who keep saying you look like Dr. Evil? Who cares! You have to survive a -40 degree blizzard by finding a cave to sleep in!
Jason Andrews is a satirist, humorist, and mountain hermit, the Bon Iver of comedy writers, who spends nine months of the year trying to survive the deathly, barren frigid abyss of the home he calls Canada. Borrowing money from his grandmother’s home equity loan, this comedic recluse studied writing for late-night TV, stand-up, sketch writing, improv, and satire with Second City and The Onion. He also takes vitamin D supplements, in case, after reading this bio, you're concerned he doesn't get enough direct sunlight.
Where are all the people who keep saying you look like Dr. Evil? Who cares! You have to survive a -40 degree blizzard by finding a cave to sleep in!
Blindfold the assisting doctor and spin the doctor around for a silly game of "Pin the Lethal Injection on Grandma."
2. How does Iago describe jealousy? "The green-eyed monster" or "Our neighbor Brad's stupid, big muscles?"