As the semester comes to a close, I've learned some valuable lessons. I've learned who my real friends are (nobody) and who secretly hates me (everybody).
Everyone has considered it, but few actually do it. Talk to your advisor and see if changing your major is right for you.
Turn back your clocks a little bit and reminisce over the good and bad parts of your high school prom. Bad parts being lack of alcohol.
I don't want to sound sexist, but I just can't imagine myself going out with a girl who has a car. The whole balance of power would be skewed since I don't have a car.
Complaining about me walking around in my room? Anne Frank made more noise than that, and I hear she turned out all right.
Preparing for an exam? Here's a one-size-fits-all approach guaranteed to put your mind at ease for any subject.
Backpacks are getting bigger. I see people walking around campus with bags big enough to transport small children.
Put your party hats on, it's time to explore everything besides alcohol that make a birthday memorable, starting with the 'In Da Club Remix.'
Building names, textbook price fever, roommate whining and early classes. Not to mention grammatical errors. Everyone's guilty here.
How do you spend those 30 minute downtimes in between classes? Common answers include napping, reading, shoplifting and masturbating.
Have you ever wondered why everything is always dirty and everyone is always sick? Don't worry, there's nothing you can do about it.
If dorm room assignments are done randomly, how come there are some quiet floors, some party floors, some slutty floors, some dork floors, and some jock floors...