Symposium on Fitness
Dropping the freshman 15 (or the sophomore 45) won't be easy, but at least it will keep you off drugs. Except for that silly protein powder.
Comedy Writing
The End-Of Semester Blues
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
Restoration/Thievery
I was thinking if I put Ritalin in my coffee the effects will negate each other. My friend told me I should just stick to decaf and placebos.
An Open Letter to My Local Mass Transit Operator
Riding the bus is never a 'pleasant' or 'punctual' experience. But Mr. Driver, please, stop lowering the handicap ramp for fun.
Vehicular/Celebratory
I have it on good authority that university students, on average, spend 70% of their disposable income on drugs and alcohol.
College Hijinx
College students live for the weekend. The entire week is spent talking about how great this weekend is going to be, because somebody's having a wicked house party.
The Almighty All-Nighter
Procrastination is an artform. An artform that by nature, will never be explained on paper. That's why there's the Internet.
The Ultimate in Awkward
If there's one thing worse than seeing somebody you know and not remembering their name, it's seeing somebody you think you know and mistaking them for someone else.
Nocturnal/Rohypnol
Since my sleep schedule is basically the same as a narcoleptic, I end up watching a lot of late night tv. I basically only see commercials for phone sex and sleeping pills.
Back to Cool
Emmanuel's takin' it back to the old school style of hardcore college humor. Expect class, professor, textbook, and dorm poster jokes.
Hallloween Safety and Fun Guide
Paranoid, yet timeless advice for the serious trick-or-treater. Remember pranksters, Osama's cave is strictly off-limits.
Poster Sales Are Just Another Way of Saying We Don’t Like You
I love the college posters that pass for comedy. You ever seen this one? "Marijuana... At Least It's Not Crack!" Wow. That's edgy.