Dropping the freshman 15 (or the sophomore 45) won't be easy, but at least it will keep you off drugs. Except for that silly protein powder.
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
I was thinking if I put Ritalin in my coffee the effects will negate each other. My friend told me I should just stick to decaf and placebos.
Riding the bus is never a 'pleasant' or 'punctual' experience. But Mr. Driver, please, stop lowering the handicap ramp for fun.
I have it on good authority that university students, on average, spend 70% of their disposable income on drugs and alcohol.
College students live for the weekend. The entire week is spent talking about how great this weekend is going to be, because somebody's having a wicked house party.
Procrastination is an artform. An artform that by nature, will never be explained on paper. That's why there's the Internet.
If there's one thing worse than seeing somebody you know and not remembering their name, it's seeing somebody you think you know and mistaking them for someone else.
Since my sleep schedule is basically the same as a narcoleptic, I end up watching a lot of late night tv. I basically only see commercials for phone sex and sleeping pills.
Emmanuel's takin' it back to the old school style of hardcore college humor. Expect class, professor, textbook, and dorm poster jokes.
Paranoid, yet timeless advice for the serious trick-or-treater. Remember pranksters, Osama's cave is strictly off-limits.
I love the college posters that pass for comedy. You ever seen this one? "Marijuana... At Least It's Not Crack!" Wow. That's edgy.